I pooped on a girl

when he says that it was everywhere, all i can picture is that scene in dumb and dumber when he's in the bathroom and poop is plastered to the wall and himself
 
Oh man, this has to be the funniest thread i have read in my life! It had me in stitches the whole time reading it due to his witty analogies and such! This kid is a true legend and I'm going to go ahead and say "EPIC STORY AND THREAD!"
 
Yea, me too...Havn't read this in foreverrr....

"Not even the hand of god could save these linens, let alone tide and snuggies"

Best part IMO
 
I guess you did not read the story (on here) about the kid who butt fucked his teen girlfriend so hard so pooped, the boyfriend had poop all over his penis, the smell hit him, he THREW UP ON HIS GIRLFRIEND, then she threw up, the friend in the closet taping the butt fucking freaked out and ran away, then the girl ran away naked covered in poop and throw up.
 
this reminds me of the "should i be mad at my friend for this" thread. I havent seen that in a long time, someone bump it!
 
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