I pooped on a girl

[lineskier53]

Laughed for like 5 mins...fucking hilarious

 

[meowshred]

this is the 1st thread i ever saw on ns, nothing has beat this yet

 

[Irotate360]

OMG GREAT AMAZING AWESOME THE GREATEST FIRST TIME STORY I'VE EVER READ HELL THE BEST STORY I'VE EVER READ. AMAZING GREAT SO UNBELIEVABLE I HAVE TO ASK IS THIS REAL. ACTUALY I DON'T CARE IF ITSNOT IT HAS TO BE NO ONE WOULD MAKE THIS SHIT UP HELL NO ONE COULD

 

[Mr.Panda]

I think this was one of the first things on NS I openly laughed at, being I didn't understand some of the other shit going on and didn't post for like 2 years after I joined.

 

[Rockhound]

"take your largest shit and multiple it by forty-two and you'll have an idea of what flew out of me"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA epic story

 

[Half-Blood]

ahh I had forgotten about this thread.. So funny.

 

[willyg0808]

I remember this! soooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[KatyPerry.]

hahahaha this one never gets old

 

[Larz-the-Ninja]

I just pooped while laughing...

 

[syrup.]

I've read it 5 times and it still makes me laugh.

 

[unamused.]

my threads for the morning
mush to drunk to read this now

 

[Jib-Life]

Will not lie, I expected a typical dumb ass story to be posted, but that was written well and many lol's were had.

+++ KKKK

 

[eljusto.]

hahahahhahahahaha.

 

[.frenchy]

+++++K hahahahhah

 

[gregorio]

hahahahahahaha no matter how many times i read this story i can never stop laughing!!

 

[goombastompa]

"hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand" hahahahaha

 

[switchieski]

funniest stories of all time!(pic of kanye)

 

[CannabisTrevor]

I remember this, someone already posted this.

 

[Jimmy.]

laughed so hard i could barely read

 

[Merrrick]

You sir are a god

 

[NoBigDeal]

hahahah most funny thing ever read! K+

 

[theblackrod]

i got a good chuckle out of this, its the first one i've gotten from ns in a while.

 

[Allegrath.]

Worst. Night. Ever. End of story.

 

[AgentOrange11]

i was laughing so hard i cried and now my chest hurts, you sir are the man

 

[Santa-Cruz]

top 5 best threads on ns to date

 

[jamodeo]

haha i know but something like that defiantly isn't easy to forget

 

[Chungyow]

AHAHAHAHAHA EPIC

 

[.k.wells.]

ha ha epic

 

[theblackrod]

i am so happy i read that

 

[GGGtriplegGGG]

HAHAHa AWSOME!!

 

[Pinguu]

so awesome, I've read it before, but I tried reading it again and had to stop cause I was going to bust out laughing in lecture.

 

[njwa88]

hahahahaha LOL so epic I almost soiled myself laughing so hard

 

[Elden-JR]

ohh my god i cant stop laughing

Someone call the doctor

 

[omIV]

gahahahahaha going to get kicked out of the library cant stop laughing

 

[Allegrath.]

HAHA. "Smelly Harpoon" and "Hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand" gave a me a hilarious/disturbing image.

 

[AT-AT]

reading that was way more entertaining than writing my paper i have to say

 

[.jesus.]

shut up moron or link

 

[t-roy]

this reminds me of a tucker max story.

the best part is that it is totally believable.

 

[860media*]

funniest, most epic thread ever

 

[Che~]

i have decided to make my 1000th post on this amazing thread

 

[ShaggyD]

you are my hero ahaha

 

[Sleet]

hahahahahahaha

 

[nipples-the-cat]

you sir just made my week, the is the best sex related story i have ever heard.

 

[nipples-the-cat]

haha i just showed my teacher this and he almost peed his pant he was laughing so hard..

 

[*Dos*Planker*]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[BIT]

 

[ONE-UP]

rofl that fucking made my day.

 

[Cam-ron.]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... i dont know many people who wouls share that let alone post it on NS

 

[squibble]

i would risk having sex if i had to take a dump

 

[FerrisBueller]

fucken peed myslef seroisly so funny