I pooped on a girl

[theBearJew]

hahahhaa i tried so hard not to laugh because i was in class. that was the best story ever.

 

[Gknow]

I was not expecting that detailed of a story...haha

 

[njwa88]

Ahaha I remember reading this a year ago or so, still gets a solid chuckle out of me everytime I read it

 

[Sam.Carson]

hahahahahhahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaa

hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaa

hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaa

hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaa

hahahahahha

i cant hold it in. this is fucking amazing stroy. so funny ++++K

 

[ChocolateMilk.]

Great bump.

 

[meowshred]

best thread ever

 

[Zimmerman]

This is the funniest thing I have ever read. I shit myself.

 

[skier4life95]

HAHAHAHAHHA OMGGGG that made me laugh so freakin hard! hhahahahaahah omg

 

[alex.bgk.]

"shat"

hahaha goddamn i enjoyed that

 

[MitchConnors]

haha such an awesome story

 

[BenWhit]

hahaha still jsut as funny the 10th time

 

[syrup.]

Thought I'd ressurect this for anyone who hasn't read it yet.

 

[Dirty.Harry.]

Haha I remember the first time I read this like 2 years ago...and it's still funny!

 

[jibbits56]

I havent laughed that hard in a long time hahahaha

 

[theabortionator]

Never gets old

 

[Winston_Smith]

threads

 

[J.DUKE]

i love when these gems pop back up on the first page

 

[Keith.]

hahaha that was hilarious

 

[HermioneGranger]

Great bump.

 

[Mr.Luke]

I've read this over and over again, laughing my ass off and cringing at the same time.

 

[gnarles.]

haha i remember

 

[ORDEAL]

.

 

[Deezy]

omg, i thought... well i duno about this title... the story might dissapoint, i have high expectations for shitting on a girl... but it was hilarious, this could be one of the best OP on NS that ive seen....

 

[SteveStepp]

I cant beleive you had the balls to tell that story. Bravo that was fuckin legendary hahahah

 

[Emma_Watson]

that changed my life. CHANGED MY FUCKING LIFE. you sir are a prophet.

 

[Jaimee.]

The first time I had ever heard about newschoolers was when somebody was talking about this story.

 

[Tall_Paul]

Hahahaha this made my day

 

[lands11]

I just laughed so fucking hard

 

[[tk]]

what did you search?

 

[egg.]

greatest story evarr!!!!!!!!

 

[kootenayklaus]

love this thread.

 

[Starsix]

hahahahahahaahahahahhahahahaha!

~this is the most amazing thing ive ever read. i feel so sorry for you man.

 

[rhudson]

epic! the writing was illmaculate, such a well told story haha

 

[justinp4400]

why is this not in my threads?

 

[ONE-UP]

LOLZCOPTOROMGBBQ

 

[tspanagel]

holly shit god i love ns

 

[PapDaddy]

hahahaha. so true. well put.
and +k OP that story made my day

 

[REDFRO420]

hey you found my story well this is embarrassing

 

[qbehr]

oh my gosh honest to good i think i peed a little

 

[mr.k2]

so fucking funny. props off the fukin wall for finding this. i laughed for ever after reading this.

++++++++K

 

[jwaveson]

oh dear god, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That was a great story. I can't imagine being in your shoes when that happened.

 

[DGski]

cool story gretel

 

[Mr.Luke]

is that supposed to be a joke, or are you really that dumb?

 

[justinp4400]

bump so others get tha lolz

 

[Lemuel]

Always an uplifting story hahahhaa.

 

[Peter.]

classic read, never fails to get a smile out

 

[ReignMan]

NS i love you.

 

[ReignMan]

sorry for the double post but i just realized what a master of simile and metaphor this man is.

 

[EAST~COAST]

it was even better the second time a read it, I can't find the original post but thankyou

 

[Z-Juice]

yea. I had never seen this before... hilarious