I have a game for you guys to play

haha you newschoolers are so silly. Its a prank by some guys from SA or 4chan. Thats why they have shit about getting a ps3 and shit. Just a heads up though.
 
ahahahah this was on the site

Brethren,

As you have all been long aware Landover Baptist, Jesus favorite Church, as prohibited it's members from skiing under threat of instant expulsion from our TRUE Christian™ community. That is because skiing directly leads to rampaging homosexuality. The tight spandex and wool combined with blatantly phallic poles and skies drives the skier into a sodomistic rampage from which no man is safe.

Just look at the decadent skiing hell holes like Colorado Springs, no place fit for a decent Christian. We have all seen Pastor Zeke’s extensive report on them. Skiers are gay, each and every one of them without exception.

Jesus hates skiers and so should you.

 
and this too:

Amen brother. Why else did Suzy Chapstick need to keep her lips lubricated at all times?

The worst are the so-called "free-style" skiers. These are the homosexuals who hang smoke dope and try to pass themselves of as real skiers. Most of the people who call themselves free-style skiers have never actually been on a pair of skis.
 
Okay so at least now we know they are watching this thread.

You have been banned for the following reason:

Not long :-)

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

 
Landover Baptist Church

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The Landover Baptist Church is a web site that serves as the home of a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the USA, and of Westboro Baptist Church in particular.

The site was created by Chris Harper[2], who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University in 1989 for producing a satirical radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive.[3] The site is owned by a company called Americhrist, Ltd.

 
I just got banned for saying this, total shit i dont rlly speak like this lol

Yes this church piffleing sucks, your a bunch of homo sexual homos who look at chistion homosexual porn u get me yo? Seriously the only religion in this world is skiing and piffleing smoking that dope ey so seriously get ur homosexual asses on some weed and ul be feeling the g yaal!

Load of shit is what i said, love the way they sensor swear words, heres the reason for the ban-

Dear Skiisreligion,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Ban

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Jesus weeps at what you do to your boyfriends. Get thee hence Satan.

Haha
 
they changed the name of my thread
ive been posting for like 20minutes!

Friend, a few facts:

1: You can't spell.

2: Your Caps Lock Key is stuck. Probably due to something spilling over your keyboard whilst looking at Gay Porn.

3: You can go back to your Kiddie Ski Forum and tell them I've let you put more Posts here than anyone of the other Trolls before Banning you.
 
I was going 2 come help you but i got banned within 0.22 seconds with this as a reason

You have been banned for the following reason:

Skier

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

 
Haha war, posted on your behalf my gay friend (just to please all the gay landrover church goes also reading this thread)
 
Wholly fuck i just got this as and infraction!

Dear SKIDUBAIGUY,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Talking about Jesus's choo-choo
 
Yeah it was on the how tall was jesus thread, heres my post-

7 inches, OH WAIT, ur not talking about his penis size are you?
 
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Agreeing to gay group sex
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You vile sinner. Jesus pukes.
 
You have been banned for the following reason:
Bigger than yoursDate the ban will be lifted: Never

probably refering to the threaad i made about jesus penis
 
Dear SKIDUBAIGUY,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Posting whilst his balls haven't dropped yet

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Rossignol troll.

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What a dick lol
 
God knew I was going to troll the shit out of it..FUC

You have been banned for the following reason:

Troll

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

 
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