I have a game for you guys to play
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*freeskierpj*
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=11630 read it...they spelt gateway wrong by the way hahahaha...
ShredtillURdead
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^^ skipatrolblewitup aaaahahahahahahaa amazing, im going right meow...
they dog on skiing in the landover baptisit one:
Skiing, gate way to sodomy
Brethren,
As you have all been long aware Landover Baptist, Jesus favorite Church, as prohibited it's members from skiing under threat of instant expulsion from our TRUE Christian™ community. That is because skiing directly leads to rampaging homosexuality. The tight spandex and wool combined with blatantly phallic poles and skies drives the skier into a sodomistic rampage from which no man is safe.
Just look at the decadent skiing hell holes like Colorado Springs, no place fit for a decent Christian. We have all seen Pastor Zeke’s extensive report on them. Skiers are gay, each and every one of them without exception.
Jesus hates skiers and so should you.
hahah
Skiing, gate way to sodomy
Brethren,
As you have all been long aware Landover Baptist, Jesus favorite Church, as prohibited it's members from skiing under threat of instant expulsion from our TRUE Christian™ community. That is because skiing directly leads to rampaging homosexuality. The tight spandex and wool combined with blatantly phallic poles and skies drives the skier into a sodomistic rampage from which no man is safe.
Just look at the decadent skiing hell holes like Colorado Springs, no place fit for a decent Christian. We have all seen Pastor Zeke’s extensive report on them. Skiers are gay, each and every one of them without exception.
Jesus hates skiers and so should you.
hahah
CrazedSkier1080
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my name is P331NH3RBU77 we'll see how long i last. I wonder if jesus freaks know leet.
kzrstf
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I have a confession to make to you guys. I was once a skier. A very gay, very high freestyle skier. One day after a binge of sodomy and reefer I stumbled into a church by accident. The preacher talked to me and later I realized I wasn't living my life right. I took my skis and built a fire with them and burned all my freeskier magazines and harry potter books. I got rid of all my ski clothes and bought some landover baptist t shirts to wear. I then started voting republican. The Lord has really changed my life. I hope that if you guys can accept me then maybe Jesus can too.
Who posted this!
HAHA!
+karma 4 u
Who posted this!
HAHA!
+karma 4 u
TheButterHashira
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Dude I am not lying that was me. Huckabee2012. I made another thread in the introduction section.
parkdizzle
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haha i was banned after one post
reason for ban- "Wah wah wah. Try a manly sport someday that doesn't require swishing and maybe you won't be a whiny little queer."
lets keep this going
reason for ban- "Wah wah wah. Try a manly sport someday that doesn't require swishing and maybe you won't be a whiny little queer."
lets keep this going
Twinjibber77
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hahahahah i love this
new thread topic on there is ......."skiing is the gateway to sodomy"
new thread topic on there is ......."skiing is the gateway to sodomy"
Twinjibber77
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"My GOD, I SO wasn't in here peeking at this 'Godly Member' thread! I SO didn't see anything!"
+karma to who ever posted that!!!!
+karma to who ever posted that!!!!
TheButterHashira
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WE KNOW
scientist
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She seems like an absolute godess. My friends say that I look like a "chic christ" (according to artist renderings of course, lol). I am a fan of women with short hair, and a penis measuring anywhere from 5 to 9 inches. If she fits this criteria I have a lifesize nativity scene in my bedroom ready to get destroyed in the name of the lord with our wedding night shinanigans sure to make her nut her load all over my eyes. I will always refer to my favorite psalm (39) "chicks with dicks light my holy fiyah." lol. see yall on the upper deck!
ThaLetterM.
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my name is stayfresh on that forum..i made a thread...
TheMoostafian
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haha i posted a thread in the meet christian singles forum about selling my wife
see if you can find it
haha heres what i got banned for
You have been banned for the following reason:
filthy Muslim scum
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
see if you can find it
haha heres what i got banned for
You have been banned for the following reason:
filthy Muslim scum
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
ThaLetterM.
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You have been banned for the following reason:
troll scum
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
dammnit
troll scum
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
dammnit
vinnyT
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SteezeJunky
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i was supprised i didnt get instantly banned, my name was futtbuckers. but he,y, i lasted for like 10 minutes. just posting random crap all around
Pirruccio
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Originally Posted by Uncle Goose
Why shouldn't women enjoy sex with their husband/friend??
You filthy little pervert sicko! Please tell me where in the
Bible it teaches that a woman should have sex with her husband AND HIS
FRIENDS!
I'm guessing you're one of these bi-sexural queer pervert swinger
pieces of s - h - i - t. Raping a married woman, while her sick deviant
husband watches. Or does he join in, and sodomise you, then piss on
you, while you impregnate his trailer-trash wife with your dumb little
negroid kids?
How DARE you come onto a Christian forum, and spew your disease here!
You people are human-trash! Garbage people we call you, and I can
assure you that's what you are!
kingcomet32
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Im going to town, ive got like 3 or 4 rather vulgar posts, 1 containing rick roll
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Why do you guyz hate homosexuals when Jesus admits in the bible to being gay with his disciples....?
KidBroSweets
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Hopefully they dont do this back to us and ruin NS!!!!!!!
chicken.
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name: Anton LaVay
Title: Interpretation of biblical passage
Body:
this is the ending passage of the first book of the satanic bible
Death to the weakling, wealth to the strong". This statement is another reflection of real life which is represented by Satan. This philosophy is not about right or wrong, moral or immoral; it is about reality.
And in reality, the weak die and the strong gain. Many people are too
weak or unfortunate to survive birth, some commit suicide, etc; these
are the "weak". The "strong" are those who take control of their own
lives. Satan proclaims "death to the weakling" not because it is right but because that's the way reality and nature works. Some people do choose to infer that this means "might is right" is right.
does that mean i win??
for some reason they havent banned it yet
Title: Interpretation of biblical passage
Body:
this is the ending passage of the first book of the satanic bible
Death to the weakling, wealth to the strong". This statement is another reflection of real life which is represented by Satan. This philosophy is not about right or wrong, moral or immoral; it is about reality.
And in reality, the weak die and the strong gain. Many people are too
weak or unfortunate to survive birth, some commit suicide, etc; these
are the "weak". The "strong" are those who take control of their own
lives. Satan proclaims "death to the weakling" not because it is right but because that's the way reality and nature works. Some people do choose to infer that this means "might is right" is right.
does that mean i win??
for some reason they havent banned it yet
