I have a game for you guys to play

what the fuck i didnt even say anything, my name was holymoly

You have been banned for the following reason:

Lashing out in anger

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

jesus christ

looks like i gotta try again

 
damn, apparently "ishootbigloads" isn't an acceptable user name at this church. fuckers banned me before I could even get to the forum list.
 
You have been banned for the following reason:

Being a Satanins here to sow discord among the brethren

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

haha can they see us typing

or did they hire Jesus?

 
You have been banned for the following reason:

We can keep this up longer than you can

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

DONT STOP NS. WE HAVE A WAR TO WIN

 
newschoolers.com is better than youyou sucki hate godjesus=failwe CAN keep the epic pwnage up longer than you can shut it the fuck downni***rs

thats what i sent the head pastor
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable

When I read "Malcolm X", a horror story about a Christ hating, racist, Muslim's life, he kept using the word "reefer", I didn't have a clue what it meant.

Good for you, young man; however, I would wager--were I a gambling man--that you know the meaning of "pickle chugging."

^AHAHAHAHAHA
 
haha under my name it says "unsaved trash" and "under investigation"

i just made a new thread titled "More lies from the science community..." then i said "Sike! All yall suckas came from monkeys"

got the message from the good ol pastor within seconds "We can keep this up longer than you can"

NS, we have been challenged, GIVE THEM NOTHING!!!

 
190912

Damn, I had a good one. My username was Kiddiepr0nforpriests
 
i tried bumping it but got this right after i confirmed my email;
You have been banned for the following reason:
We can keep this up longer than you canDate the ban will be lifted: Never

 
Dwayne M Carter Jr

You have been banned for the following reason:

Devil Worshiper

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

 
I made the name EVOLUTIONISTRUE

I got banned before I even got an email confirmation

I made the name CHARLESDARWIN

I got banned before I could make a thread:

title: Evolution is true

body:just thought yall would like to hear it from the man himself

one other thing, the pic on the upper left hand side is of the georgia dome. I guess they like football.
 
You have been banned for the following reason:

God hates New Schoolers

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

my name was newschoolers.com
 
that prob wasn't smart. although they prob arent a match for us. I dont want them coming here. thanks for letting them know where everyone is from.
 
Dear oh hello little boy.,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Ban

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good bye

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i didnt even get to post. eh probably cause my name was "oh hello little boy"
 
Yeah it's not really that funny. Maybe if it were a real christian website and everyone was trying to make you see the wrong in your ways or something loony like that. But these guys are funny themselves, no need to screw their forum up. One guy's sig said "re-re elect bush".
 
You have been banned for the following reason:
Being a dope smoking homosexualDate the ban will be lifted: Never
 
You have been banned for the following reason:

Going on and on about made up religion

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

hahaha

i was w00t-h00t b00dism

 
i made the name ricky2 to see if i would be banned and i wasnt.

then i made the thread 'why jesus is the wholesome founder of earth". read it.
 
Dear Ricky2:

you have been banned for the following reason:

midgets dont deserve to die

date ban will be lifted: never

they said that stuff bout midgets cause in my thread i said kill midgets
 
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