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haha this is great.the key word that i had to type in to join was breasts! hell yea.
i'm assuming smokeganjaeveryday is from ns so if your out there props man
i'm assuming smokeganjaeveryday is from ns so if your out there props man
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shit they changed my name to snowtroll.
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I past the block thing and my name is sista burna
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Looking to see if this will catch on again. I bumped the thread where they said skiing was the gateway to sodomy and used old pictures of me skiing to make fun of it.
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hahahaha.
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FTW!!
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My name is atheistsrule666
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Thank you captain obvious. I knew that from the very beginning look back to the first page. and it was discussed many times. Its funny to see people that don't know go and try to troll these king trolls.
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hahahahaha marijuana makes me want doritos! bet you faggots have never smoked it, try it sometime you might like it. Maybe you'll also actually have fun in life instead of fearing a god that's not there
-Charles Darwin
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hahahahaha marijuana makes me want doritos! bet you faggots have never smoked it, try it sometime you might like it. Maybe you'll also actually have fun in life instead of fearing a god that's not there
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yeah his name is mary jane. that's who i pray to. You know, a-holes like me wouldnt come and start shit on your forums if you werent you god damn ignorant hating on blacks and gays and whatnot. You preach all this love of whatever, but in "GODS NAME" you hate on all these people. You're a bunch of sorry piffleing assholes.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH this is great
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hahahahaha marijuana makes me want doritos! bet you faggots have never smoked it, try it sometime you might like it. Maybe you'll also actually have fun in life instead of fearing a god that's not there
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hahahahaha marijuana makes me want doritos! bet you faggots have never smoked it, try it sometime you might like it. Maybe you'll also actually have fun in life instead of fearing a god that's not there
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God is not mocked. You know perfectly well He exists.
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yeah his name is mary jane. that's who i pray to. You know, a-holes like me wouldnt come and start shit on your forums if you werent you god damn ignorant hating on blacks and gays and whatnot. You preach all this love of whatever, but in "GODS NAME" you hate on all these people. You're a bunch of sorry piffleing assholes.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH this is great
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hahahahaha marijuana makes me want doritos! bet you faggots have never smoked it, try it sometime you might like it. Maybe you'll also actually have fun in life instead of fearing a god that's not there
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hahahahaha marijuana makes me want doritos! bet you faggots have never smoked it, try it sometime you might like it. Maybe you'll also actually have fun in life instead of fearing a god that's not there
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yeah his name is mary jane. that's who i pray to. You know, a-holes like me wouldnt come and start shit on your forums if you werent you god damn ignorant hating on blacks and gays and whatnot. You preach all this love of whatever, but in "GODS NAME" you hate on all these people. You're a bunch of sorry piffleing assholes.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH this is great
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Additional requirements:
1.) Minimum 2 Semesters of Motherhood Studies at Landover Baptist University.
2. ) Hair must reach shoulders and be styled in a feminine manner. No afros, corn rolls, dreadlocks, greasy tar-looking hairdos, or short nappy man hairs.
3. ) Must be a joyous cook. Experience with pastries and chicken(fried, jerk, and hot wings) mandatory.
4. ) Must meet minimum Brown Paper Bag Test requirements. (Exceptions will be made on a case by base basis)
5. ) Must undergo cranial x-ray scans to confirm Caucasoid status. No Negroids allowed.
1.) Minimum 2 Semesters of Motherhood Studies at Landover Baptist University.
2. ) Hair must reach shoulders and be styled in a feminine manner. No afros, corn rolls, dreadlocks, greasy tar-looking hairdos, or short nappy man hairs.
3. ) Must be a joyous cook. Experience with pastries and chicken(fried, jerk, and hot wings) mandatory.
4. ) Must meet minimum Brown Paper Bag Test requirements. (Exceptions will be made on a case by base basis)
5. ) Must undergo cranial x-ray scans to confirm Caucasoid status. No Negroids allowed.
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the shit these people believe in is fucked.... I posted under the name thelordkilledmydog in a thread titled "My Nephew is a secret homo", The kid is only 10 years old and one person actually suggested beating him to make him more masculine.... wtf. So here's my response to the question "what should I do to save him":
or just accept him for who he is and wish him the best in life rather
than telling him his way of life is unacceptable (and mind you he's 10
and he'll probably have no idea what you're talking about). Why is
homosexuality such a problem? Couldn't that just be an evolutionary
response to human over-population? oh I forgot... you don't believe in
that "descended from apes" nonsense. Right, God created everything,
Jesus died to protect us from original sin, and everything is hunkey
dorey, A OK the American Way. That's why we have wars, priests abuse
children, people kill in cold blood, and prejudice is still alive and well. If God exists I'd equivocate him to a reality TV show producer,
put as many screwed up people into a confined space, throw some
problems their way, grab some popcorn and watch em suffer.
or just accept him for who he is and wish him the best in life rather
than telling him his way of life is unacceptable (and mind you he's 10
and he'll probably have no idea what you're talking about). Why is
homosexuality such a problem? Couldn't that just be an evolutionary
response to human over-population? oh I forgot... you don't believe in
that "descended from apes" nonsense. Right, God created everything,
Jesus died to protect us from original sin, and everything is hunkey
dorey, A OK the American Way. That's why we have wars, priests abuse
children, people kill in cold blood, and prejudice is still alive and well. If God exists I'd equivocate him to a reality TV show producer,
put as many screwed up people into a confined space, throw some
problems their way, grab some popcorn and watch em suffer.
Elife
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shit... It's a joke and I'm dumbhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
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fuck!1!!!111
the only time i loose is when im on ns
I JUST LOST THE GAME
the only time i loose is when im on ns
I JUST LOST THE GAME
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this is a fun game.
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Im GayIsTheWord
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Reason: Geting Frisky with Brother Bathfire
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How dare you!!
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only if you want me to be big boy.
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You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.
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only if you want me to be big boy.
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its funny because these people still believe that the earth is flat because its says in the Bible, and that the whole the Earth is round theory is just some made up stuff that Satan did. And then they prove God's existance because the shape of a Banana fits right into a human's hand. hahahaha
and the scary thing is, these crazy religions are actually spreading in the states
and the scary thing is, these crazy religions are actually spreading in the states
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HAHAHAHA scripture or it didn't happen guys
KingTaco
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these people are sick close-minded fucking idiots with for some reason a sense of righteousness.
look at what this guy posted. people like him need to mind their own business:
I would think that people who have as much a problem with homosexuality as you do would be trying to convert me or something. Instead, all you're doing is calling me every bad name for gay men that you can think of.
Son,
Put yourself in OUR position. Many of our members have had queers and perverts, like you, come up to us in the street and attack us in every hostile way. I even had one faggot try to serve me lunch just the other day, and when I asked if he had put AIDS in it, he was very abusive towards me. It got me so riled-up that I almost bust him in the mouth, but then I didn't want to get any of his diseased-blood on me.
Is it right that I can't walk into a Gay-bar, and tell those sicko fag reprobates that they're all gonna burn in Hell, without fear of assault??? Is it right that when I preach in the street about filthy Sodomites, that I am verbally assaulted by men who talk like sissies??? Sick disgusting degenerates. What is the World coming to when a man can't even spread the good word of God, without fear of violence and harrassment???
So next time you think about opening that big dumb mouth of yours, think about us Christians, and the persecutions WE face at the hands of YOU QUEERS!! Fags who will stop at nothing to hurt our God, who flaunt their every sicko depraved perversion in our faces. Kissing in public, holding hands, knowing that it offends God?? Homo terrorists who go around trying to give everyone AIDS! Yes, we know the truth about what you perverts really get up to, working in food stores, working in the mall, working in Starbucks - putting AIDS in our cerials, on our groceries, into our decaf caramel-nut lattes !!??
You hate us because we're Christians, you hate our God because he speaks out against you.... and you don't expect us to hate you back? Please. You are pathetic!
look at what this guy posted. people like him need to mind their own business:
I would think that people who have as much a problem with homosexuality as you do would be trying to convert me or something. Instead, all you're doing is calling me every bad name for gay men that you can think of.
Son,
Put yourself in OUR position. Many of our members have had queers and perverts, like you, come up to us in the street and attack us in every hostile way. I even had one faggot try to serve me lunch just the other day, and when I asked if he had put AIDS in it, he was very abusive towards me. It got me so riled-up that I almost bust him in the mouth, but then I didn't want to get any of his diseased-blood on me.
Is it right that I can't walk into a Gay-bar, and tell those sicko fag reprobates that they're all gonna burn in Hell, without fear of assault??? Is it right that when I preach in the street about filthy Sodomites, that I am verbally assaulted by men who talk like sissies??? Sick disgusting degenerates. What is the World coming to when a man can't even spread the good word of God, without fear of violence and harrassment???
So next time you think about opening that big dumb mouth of yours, think about us Christians, and the persecutions WE face at the hands of YOU QUEERS!! Fags who will stop at nothing to hurt our God, who flaunt their every sicko depraved perversion in our faces. Kissing in public, holding hands, knowing that it offends God?? Homo terrorists who go around trying to give everyone AIDS! Yes, we know the truth about what you perverts really get up to, working in food stores, working in the mall, working in Starbucks - putting AIDS in our cerials, on our groceries, into our decaf caramel-nut lattes !!??
You hate us because we're Christians, you hate our God because he speaks out against you.... and you don't expect us to hate you back? Please. You are pathetic!
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It is a joke! Enjoy your troll.
TheButterHashira
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Satire to them is like skiing to us. But stop making posts saying its fake because I like seeing NSers go there and try to pwn some of the best noob slayers on the planet.
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Dear GayIsTheWord,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.
Reason: Posting lame jokes on God's favorite forum
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This is a Christian forum, queerboy. Accept Jesus or else!
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted
access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.
Reason: Posting lame jokes on God's favorite forum
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This is a Christian forum, queerboy. Accept Jesus or else!
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted
access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
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how does the joke work? do the people on it know its a joke?
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HAHAHAHA
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Fuck man, this guys are sick.....
Originally Posted by GayIsTheWord
How can you change me? How can one be attracted to men, and he forced to love a women. Thats not right!!!
So EVEN IF the bible says that god hates gays, or gays are not right. Then why did god make me?!
That's easy. To send you to hell, what else?
Originally Posted by GayIsTheWord
How can you change me? How can one be attracted to men, and he forced to love a women. Thats not right!!!
So EVEN IF the bible says that god hates gays, or gays are not right. Then why did god make me?!
I am pretty sure GOD tosses a few lost souls to SATAN just as a
joke. I mean sending a qweer to hell is like kissing your sister.
Originally Posted by GayIsTheWord
How can you change me? How can one be attracted to men, and he forced to love a women. Thats not right!!!
So EVEN IF the bible says that god hates gays, or gays are not right. Then why did god make me?!
That's easy. To send you to hell, what else?
Originally Posted by GayIsTheWord
How can you change me? How can one be attracted to men, and he forced to love a women. Thats not right!!!
So EVEN IF the bible says that god hates gays, or gays are not right. Then why did god make me?!
I am pretty sure GOD tosses a few lost souls to SATAN just as a
joke. I mean sending a qweer to hell is like kissing your sister.