Goat life.

Claim back up.

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I swallowed a goat once.. only because he called my mother fat. He now lives happily inside me and we are one.
 
DO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE PMING ME NOT REMEMBER THIS?

When i feel we can expand we will, if you apply and i accept then you are only an affiliate.
 
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NO MORE APPLICATIONS UNTIL WE DECIDE TO EXPAND.

Until then, just declare yourself an affiliate in on this thread.

Except Jackson Takes he's a member because he's my friend/windell's goat representative.
 
hahah i was literally just about to post that i had eaten cooked goat meat at a Somalians house once...im completely open to different exotic or game meats, wild boar, ostrich, bison, and kangaroo for example are all great, but fuck that goat was not too appetizing. Then again it was a lower class Somalian immigrant who cooked it, not to be completely racist or anything.
 
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yea theres no way i would have eaten that shit raw. Definitely would have come out with something like e coli. Although i have no problem with raw meat. Venison and beef tartar are great.
 
are you like hoping facebook will buy goatlife so you can retire? you are on your way. goatlife is unstoppable.

but seriously, the most relaxing non drug thing i have ever done is smoke a bowl in my car then hop out and pet the goats at the rutgers petting zoo
 
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this dude showed up on my doorstep this past summer advertising this thread and the details of its membership. i told him to fuck off, and he said "i'll be baaaaack". haven't seen that fucker since.....
 
when i drove past the place with goats on the roof in coombs, bc, i yelled out the window really loud something about goats and everyone on the patio got scared

thats my only goat-related experience.

and the goats in guatemala wouldnt leave me alone, they were trying to eat out of my hands but my hands were empty so i just got licked a lot
 
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