Goat life.

I was driving down the road one time, saw a goat with its head stuck in the fence. Got that motherfucker unstuck!
 
Yo, I'm an ass hat. I'm chill as fuck. Other than that, what makes me special? I own a damn goat. His name is Fred. Goats for life mufuckah
 
This one time a babt goat had its horn stuck in the chicken wire on the side of its barn. It was yelling so i helped that kid out. May i join?
 
Hey. A few years ago I was in Belgium and there was this cute goat who was really friendly and let me cuddle him. He looked a bit like this and he made nice noises like "maaaaah" and "beeeeh".

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I want in. One time when I was in a goat pen and had a handful of food and they all ganged up on me and pushed me down
 
I'll join if there's any room left. I like to feed goats little pieces of grass, to feel their whiskers on my fingers.
 
i dropped acid with a goat named bruce that i stole from a petting zoo one time, we ran around naked in the woods and he blew me. But it's cool it was no-goathomo
 
I WANT IN BITCHESSSSS

i once fed a goat. it was badass.

my qualifications are as stated above.

in all seriousness though, its getting hard for me to keep track of these NS gangs. theres YMR, LMUR clan, now Goat Squad, and apparently an Alpaca gang? DA FUCK?

it'd be mad funny if there were like 4 or five main groups on NS, complete with jib sesh's and mob days and custom diecuts or even tall tees. the only one on that level right now is YMR though
 
Alright guys Goat Life is getting too much heat.

If your name isn't on the list you didn't make the cut. You may re apply via pm.

1. Me

2. Jerry Lawyer

3. Lord_kim9

4. Guy who made the goat with the Thall face

5. Nuggz from twitter, I don't know your NS name.

6.

7.

8.

Eight member max so get applying!

(Maximum may expand in the future, but for now just let it be.
 
I want in! i have a goat, his name is spinit, he is a little badass, and i built a dank ass crib for him in my backyard. true story
 
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