Goat life.

YOU FUCKERS DON'T WANT IT

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He brings up good points and his logic goes without flaw

but the spitting thing looses some class points, so I give him a 8.6/10
 
I once owned a goat his name was pepper he was a good goat I fed him Bugles then my dog she was a bad dog she killed Pepper I didn't feed her shit because she got put down and now I have two more little tiny goats who's names are salt and pepper they don't eat Bugles I don't like punctuation accept me please
 
I want in! Goats are dope.

Would purchase a tee if i get in, otherwise no reason to because i would be repping something I'm not a part of
 
When I was on a field trip to the zoo and had my first encounter with a goat. I was mesmerized. His swollen testicles and broken horns lured me in. I began to walk in a zombie-like trance toward the fence, I had strayed from my group and was now hopelessly lost outside the realm of space and time. I was now within two feet of the fence. The goat seemed to be calling my name, as if he was the only creature to ever understand me. IT WAS A TRAP! By now i was in his biting range. He locked onto my left forearm with the strength of one thousand red squirrels. The attack awakened me from my trance. My heart began to race and a cold sweat came over me... I dropped to the ground and slipped out of consciousnesses. While in this enlightened slumber I realized my true calling, to become a good citizen who calls the police anonymously and give tips about kids selling weed in my school. At the age of thirteen I was awarded a Jr. Sheriff Badge from the local PD. This is all thanks to that goat with the big nutz at the zoo, I will never forget him.
 
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