Destroy a Wish: forum game

[Downtofilm]

granted but its greasy and fat

I wish for 10 more wishes

 

[MattWeiss]

granted, but you only get 10 pennies to throw into a wishing well

I wish I had a personal heicopter

 

[illadelphlife]

granted: have fun with your heicopter cause i dont know what those are...

I wish the person who grants this wish does not destroy it.

 

[MattWeiss]

damn it...i knew i put something in there wrong, anyway...

granted, but it just gets damaged not destroyed

fuck helicopters, i wish for a personal jetpack now

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted, but you die shortly thereafter

I wish It was the weekend

 

[Mavrck]

ggranted but your gonna spend it in prison.

I wish my notes would just download into my head

 

[I.B]

granted but you overload your cpu with porn pop ups...shortly dieing after.

I wish I could own half of america.

 

[JIB_WALRUS]

granted but its the east coast and the skiing there sucks
i wish my new skis were here

 

[Ryan*]

Granted, but they broke while being shipped.
I wish I had something fun to do tonight.

 

[Crispy.]

Granted but after that fun thing you have to be banged by this girl.

I wish I could afford some Hestra Seth Morrison 3 Finger Pros

 

[gyarados]

granted, but his three fingers go up your bumi wish that days were 4 hours longer

 

[Cincher]

Granted, but that means that the Earth's rotation is slowing and will eventually stop killing billions + you due to flodding, an unevenly distributed atmosphere and extreme weather. Thank you Aftermath on History for showing me that!

I wish I had a full licence.

 

[theline]

granted. but you're paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish Montana and the east coast would switch climates.

 

[CaptainKirk]

Granted but there will be no mountains.

I wish my ipod would turn down the suck and actually work.

 

[MattWeiss]

granted but it only plays at ear-bleeding volumes

i wish i had some muffins to snack on right now

 

[Lemuel]

Granted, but it only speaks english

I wish I was a little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a sixfour impala

 

[ghick]

granted. but you're a 7'5 russian basketballer.

i wish my alarm clock had a different alarm tone.

 

[CrunkNugget]

granted, it's this:

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i wish i had socks

 

[Phil-X-]

granted, but the socks are made of lava.
i wish i could ski in colorado everyday

 

[skiingperson1]

Granted, but i kill you and you end up dead

 

[skiingperson1]

& I wish i knew T. Hall

 

[kzrstf]

granted but he hates you. very bad.

my wish is world peace

 

[I.B]

Granted but its for the people on mars.
I wish I had 8 virgin women to the side of me that wanted to have sex with me right now.

 

[ryantheconnolly]

granted but...

I wish I had some waffles right now

 

[I.B]

FUCK YOUUUU.

 

[ryantheconnolly]

somebody fuck up my waffles

 

[84891jnf92048]

theyre blue waffles.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

^^dude you have to make a wish now so i can destroy it !
however, don't mind, i already destroyed your mom yesterday...
i wish it'd snow a shitload so i could finally ski my EP pros in suitable snow !

 

[84891jnf92048]

the snow is sierra cement. i was going to post a wish, but hit reply just a little to early. i wish someone would find a jig that fits my bent chetlers so i can mount them.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

i found your jig, but i won't give it to you, instead i'll draw you a crooked template and let you freehand mount it with nothing more than a pozidrive #3 and a pointy stick....
I wish i had a new pair of skiboots ....

 

[Plind]

granted but they are full of dung!

i wish i could go skiing every day without any other stuff to think about

 

[Deezy]

granted, but your skiing on an ant hill

I wish marketing class would be over now.

 

[smile=]]

granted, but our teacher would be your mother.

i wish it would snow

 

[Plind]

granted but there is no terrain park

i wish it was christmas already

 

[alexat955]

granted, but everyone else forgot to get you gifts.

i wish it was thursday cause i have a 4 day weekend

 

[smile=]]

granted, but thursday would never end.

i wish i could drive (my g2)

 

[alexat955]

well that would be good cause thursday is the weekend.

and granted, but you couldnt leave your garage

 

[Cincher]

GAHAHA that is a major failure to corrupt a wish!

I wish I was a great C++ programmer, made billions of dollars, put Micro$oft and Apple out of buisness, and bought the rights to Xbox so I could make it the console everyone would want.

 

[Plind]

granted but then playstation 4 will be published and nobody wants your new xbox

i wish i could meet the Coon

 

[Cincher]

Granted. Being with Cartman is a punishment in of itself.

I wish I could move out right now with my high school diploma and honour credits.

 

[ryantheconnolly]

granted, but you can only move to somalia.

I wish I had a 4.0

 

[alexat955]

i know you in real life... you dont.

but if you did it would be a 4.0 inch long dick

 

[dugger.]

hahahah

 

[ryantheconnolly]

You're asian so you can't talk but good try. you didn't make a wish so i'll do it for you. "I wish I didnt like dick in or around my mouth"

 

[84891jnf92048]

you dont. you like it in your butt

i wish i could ski some pow right NAOW

 

[smile=]]

granted, but you had no skis to ski it with

i wish i didnt have a math test

 

[alexat955]

granted, but you have tests in all your other classes.

i wish i didnt have a chem lab due tomorrow

 

[ryantheconnolly]

granted, it was due yesterday and you still havent finished

I wish i didnt have to sleep

 

[I.B]

granted but you can never sleep ever again.
I wish I had enough money to pay off the next poster so he doesnt fuck this wish up

 

[alexat955]

granted, but i take your money and destroy this wish anyways?

i wish i was good at skiing