Destroy a Wish: forum game

[Wheaty214]

make your wish man!

 

[KatyPerry.]

Granted, but you would have to do it year round. Have fun trying to ski downhill on grass. Also your thighs would become so disgustingly muscular that no girl would want to have sex with you, ever.
I wish I could instantly teleport myself anywhere in the universe.

 

[ryantheconnolly]

granted but the feeling of being teleported makes you throw up every time

I wish winter would hurry up

 

[Wheaty214]

granted but your not aloud to ski

i already made a wish

 

[maximiliaan]

granted but.... what?

i wish i was a ninjaturtle a normal turtle would be awesome aswell

 

[Wheaty214]

granted but you would die after 2 hours

i wish that it snowed everyday all day

 

[Slettalaen]

granted, god doesn't wank 24/7
i wish i could wish a wish

 

[KatyPerry.]

granted but you would be snowed in and unable to leave your house or ski
I wish I could sleep 8-9 hours every night. never happens.

 

[Anathema]

granted, but you have to do it alone :O)

i wish i was at whistler

 

[maximiliaan]

granted, becouse youre katy perry i wont destroy your wish.

i wish i would marry katy perry

 

[AGOF]

granted, but everytime she gives you head or you bang her you have to use one of those anti-rape condoms.

i wish i could cause peoples clothes to fall off

 

[Blake.P]

graneted, but it only happens to incredibly ugly people.

i wish it was snowing

 

[Wheaty214]

granted but you not aloud to leave your household

i wish i could go pro

 

[maximiliaan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[AGOF]

granted but it is in sit skiing

i wish i could dub cork

 

[Kirsakid]

granted but only when nobody is watching

I wish french never existed

 

[gyarados]

granted, but a new even harder language takes its placei wish it was below freezing

 

[ryantheconnolly]

granted but its -50

i wish i had some lucky charms to eat

 

[KatyPerry.]

granted but there would only be letters and no marshmallows. HA!
I wish I could ace both my midterms on friday.

 

[Wheaty214]

granted but your teacher thinks you cheated so you are kicked out of the class FOREVER!

i wish my resort opened today instead of friday

 

[ISellMeth]

Bump. I wish that my lethal descent coat was at my house

 

[chardi]

granted, but its size xs

i wish i didn't have to wait 8 days to go skiing

 

[chitownskiier8]

granted but it rains

i wish that i could just finish this damn paper

 

[ryantheconnolly]

granted but it's "finish" as in mortal kombat and you kick the paper in half.

I wish i didnt put all of my homework off until right now

 

[KatyPerry.]

granted but now your printer is broken so you can't hand it in
I wish I could sleep for 24 hours starting now

 

[ryantheconnolly]

granted but you have a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream and 24 hours in the real world is actual decades and you grow old and have to kill yourself to escape

 

[ryantheconnolly]

also, same wish as before

 

[chardi]

ummm granted?

i wish ryan posted a wish

 

[ryantheconnolly]

oh but i did

 

[chardi]

granted, but by granting it i am moving this thread back to the top of your my threads that will inevitably cause you to click it, thus wasting more time that should have been spent finishing homework and now instead of putting it off until your previous post you have put it off until now and thus are now only digging yourself deeper and deeper into a vicious cycle of procrastination.

i wish i wasn't so fucking good at mindfucks

 

[Deezy]

granted but you cant understand it, it speaks bear.

I wish my mountain would stop blowing snow on nice days.

 

[Thick.Black.Gurl]

BUMP Holla! I wish I was in a band.

 

[bribri]

Granted, but you play the egg shaker.... I wish I was dating a hot guy in a famous band.

 

[Steezy_P]

Granted, but you live in Antarctica.

I wish I was skiing right now.

 

[MN_Nice]

Granted but you suck.

I wish I could get some more weed.

 

[Crocodile]

Granted, but you have no weed consumption paraphernalia.

I wish I could have infinite moneys.

 

[whoa-dere]

granted, but you can't spend more than 15 dolla a day

i wish i can control the weather, so i can make it snow indefinatly whenever and wherever i want

 

[Bungholio]

granted, you cannot ski or snowboard though... (snow blading is allowed)

I wish i had a pork sandwich

 

[.Apex.]

granted, but i wont tell you what the other ingridients are (its seman and gastral juices)

I want fully automatic rifle

 

[egg.]

granted but the triggers broken.

i wish i could breath under water

 

[EC-Skier]

granted, but a fire hits your mountain and it burns down

i wish i could go back in time and change the pass

 

[B-WASS]

granted, but you change it for the worst and everyone dies
I wish harry potter wasnt over

 

[Childstar.]

granted, but now your blind and deaf./i wish i was a boss.

 

[Freshbakedbread]

granted, but your dick just fell off..... I want to be a filmmaker

 

[Milksteak]

granted but you will be filming fat, hairy, gay orgies for the rest of your life.

I want breakfast

 

[Laurent.]

Granted but it's gonna consist entirely out of living insects and worms.

I wish that I will marry princess Charlotte Casiraghi of Monaco.

 

[Freshbakedbread]

granted

 

[Laurent.]

Thank you, you are invited to the wedding. *jumps in the air out of excitement*

 

[jmason]

Granted, but on your honeymoon you find out her ass-cheeks are actually her tits, and her tits are actually ass-cheeks...

I wish I had the power to read minds

 

[emilyiscool]

granted but your going to have to read the minds of 4chaners and pedophiles eventually

i wish i had more sleep