Destroy a Wish: forum game

Granted, it's a non functional toy camera filled with jellybeans. That may not sound so bad, but the jellybeans are poisoned, laden with STD's, and taste like barf inducing WATERMELON!

I wish I had a so-easy-a-monkey-could-do-it high paying job.
 
granted but chuck norris is over wishes and is destroying it immediatly

i wish i could study somewhere where i can ski almost every day
 
Granted but you teeth inside of your vagina.
I wish i wasn't wearing toms this morning while it was snowing.
 
1. are you from the bay?

2. your friends list is really creepy

3. lol toms

4. granted, but you were wearing no shoes

i wish i lived closer to skiing
 
granted but you cant chose which minds you hear so you hear every thought in the world and get overwhelmed and hear all the sketchy stuff that nobody wants you to hear, and you never want to hear
i wish i could be a professional park and powder skier.
 
I would have gone with "Granted, but the next day you're let go because a monkey had better credentials than you."

And guy above me, granted, but Microsoft Word: Wish edition couldn't understand what the hell you wished for and thus got the 'Error 299: wish could not be understood and granted'.

I wish I could find my bandanna.
 
granted. but it's dead and rotting.
I wish I could live on Whistler and have the ability to ski everyday, have myself be perfectly healthy, have the mountain let me ski for free, always be open, and have teleporter, just for me, to the top so that I could always get there, and that I would never in anyway be harmed, impaired, maimed, or lose any functionality of any part of my body for any reason, but that I would still age naturally, be in a happy relationship with a girl who skis, not be a freak, and be happy.
Inb4 wish is epicly destroyed.
 
Granted but global warming has made it possible for whistler to be open for summer operation year round. Your girlfriend skis but she sucks AND she cant make sandwiches, or anything of that matter. She is also abstinent.

I wish my hand wasn't broken anymore.
 
Granted, it catapults you into your neighbor's roof, causing cosiderable damage to the roof and yourself (the injuries you sustain puts you out for half the season, which turned out to be the best part). Your neighbor's furious, and demands you pay for the damages. Your parents agree, and they take the money you were saving for a season pass to pay for said damages, while also grounding you for a week.

All this because you wanted a trampoline.

HA! Who's the best at corrupting wishes? I AM!

I wish my paintings sold for $1000 apiece.
 
Granted but your rich, you have no friends and can never ski again. nor can you buy anything with the money.
I wish My ride to BOREAL would be here
 
granted but they come snapped in half and you will never be able to get a new pair.

I wish megan fox didnt have toe thumbs!
 
Granted, but it would turn into a groundhog day (watch the film)

I wish my geography dissertation would write itself..
 
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