Destroy a Wish: forum game

[superpoluha]

granted, but the pet monkey has aids and rapes you 2 days after you owning it

i wish the earth was consumed by the sun

 

[Malcolm]

granted, but i come back as malcolm22334oiu234

 

[Malcolm]

i wish i could edit just this one post so i wouldnt have forgotten to make a wish

 

[chicken.]

but you made it on NS
I wish ...

 

[McMiller]

Granted, but it doesn't come true.
I wish I had a 10 inch boner.

 

[Noss.]

Granted but its entering ur butt
I wish I was kobe byrant and could rape anyone

 

[RunDMc]

granted but you have to marry them first
i wish i didnt have to go to court tomorrow

 

[3ski6guy0]

granted but you are gonna get shot instead

i wish i could stomp a double lincoln tomorrow

 

[thepienist]

Granted but its in gnarshmallow
I wish I will get to see lots o tits for mari gras

 

[I_Am_Mod]

granted but they're all moobs or saggy granny bags....
i wish to get some more powder this year....

 

[Magikarp]

Granted, but it's a light dusting over an entire slope of rocks.

 

[dreamseller]

granted, but he eats your face

i wish no one could destroy my wish

 

[Kangbang]

granted. but i banished ur wish.

i wish i had mad skillz in skiing lik henrik and tj and tom and bobby

 

[Nicholas.]

granted. but you die of cancer. slowly.
i have no wish.

 

[Aaaron.]

i wish for world peace

 

[PacificRimJob]

you are granted secks in the butt, anyway.

I wish last week didnt happen.

 

[Nicholas.]

suckers! got what i wanted!

 

[Kangbang]

granted but then someone pisses you off and u fight with them

i still wish i had mad skiing skillz

 

[PacificRimJob]

you are most welcome, young one.

 

[beezey]

Granted but you can only ride blades.
I wish I had a new laptop

 

[superpoluha]

granted, but the wallpaper is permanently a .gif of fat people porn
i wish i had a dog

 

[CliffyByro]

granted, but he kills your family.

i wish i had an evil revolt dh bike.

 

[CliffyByro]

sorry, i dont get it...

explain plz?

 

[Evilchris]

granted, but your tear your ACL
I wish i was going to utah tomorrow

 

[SteezyOhio]

granted, but its for an arranged Mormon marriage.

I wish it was acceptable to masturbate in public.

 

[8088]

granted but it must be anal masturbation

i wish i had a dog

 

[Magikarp]

Granted, but it's a Paris Hilton-style toy chihuahua/Shih-Tzu mix with epic Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
I wish I could kill Rosie O'Donnell in front of Barack Obama.

 

[Aaaron.]

granted but he gets run over a day after you bring him home.
i wish she would come back to me

 

[Balto]

granted but the dog rapes you every night

i wish there was something good to watch on tv right now

 

[jointman22]

granted but every channel is jersey shore

i wish i didnt have school tomorrow

 

[BrewskiJr]

Granted. But you have to work at McDonalds from 7am-5 instead.

 

[Brock.]

>>>>REBOOT
i wish i could have some kind of teleportation system that beamed me to the hill whenever i wanted to ski

 

[Shreddysaurus]

Granted but your teleported as a giant green blob.

I wish i wasnt sick anymore

 

[BEARS.]

granted, but now you have aids.

i wish i was motivated enough to do my french paper.

 

[FerrisBueller]

granted but you are a smelly Bulgarian and you suck at school.

i wish i was in new zealand.

 

[FerrisBueller]

^ no wait, i wish i could teleport.

 

[murflydude]

granted but its only to school.

i wish i could never die

 

[blackoutbill]

You can only teleport into male stripbars

I want a pony

 

[p-fo]

granted, but your package and your nose switch places in transport

i wish i could move shit with my mind

 

[C00N3Y]

Granted, but you shit yourself whenever you move shit.
I wish I could have an endless amount of orangina

 

[beardstatus]

granted but every time u drink it a huge black male savagely rapes you
i wish i could rap

 

[PeterWojnar]

You'd get shot.

I wish there were a perfect blanket of snow at my ski hill every morning, and that my buddies and I were free of all obligations so we could slay it.

 

[*TURBONERD*]

quoting isn't working, but

granted, but you to ski on cross country skis and there are no lifts
I wish i had a girfriend.

 

[pat_in_the_hat]

she likes to wear a strap on

i wish i could study right now

 

[The_Future]

Granted, she has a fuppa, cankles, and no neck... aka she's an obese whale.

I wish I could ski 100+ days this season.

 

[Gnarshred]

granted, but its in the midwest.

i wish i got paid more.

 

[*TURBONERD*]

granted, every singe day is full of 30 minute lift lines, gapers, closed trails, and no natural snow or terain parks

 

[The_Future]

Haha the only 100+ day season i got was in the Midwest and I was more than stoked on it... don't hate on the midwest.

Granted, you only get a 10 cent raise above your previous rate of $7.25.

I wish I was invincible.

 

[Gnarshred]

Granted, but you still live in the midwest.

I wish you could come chill with me in CO.

 

[The_Future]

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to keep up with me because I DO live in the midwest... BAM!

I wish you could come shred the midwest.