Destroy a Wish: forum game

[Shreddysaurus]

Granted but she is on her period

I wish i was out of debt

 

[*Get_ill*]

granted but you go to prison for not paying

i wish i had my own house

 

[CrunkNugget]

granted, but you have to sell your skis to do it
i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller, i wish i had a girl in the hood i would call her.

 

[.brian]

granted but you grow too tall to fit in a house without bending over, you are a terrible baller and you get genital warts from the girl in the hood.
I wish i didn't have a paper to write

 

[SteezyOhio]

granted, but you now have to have sex with your professor to pass that class.

I wish i had a pet hedge hog.

 

[yojimbo]

granted, but it has an incredible affliction towards your sleeping anus, and a knack for escaping from cages.

I wish I lived in cottonwood heights.

 

[Kangbang]

granted but then it went up ur asshole.

i wish i was a skier

 

[andersteeze]

granted you dont get twin tips

i wish i was getting laid

 

[yojimbo]

weird, we both sent that hedgehog up his ass. lulz.

Granted, but you suck really bad and hit a tree square in the nuts, then they amputate your manhood.

I wish I was railing that girl from the airport, damn was she fine.

 

[Mastermind180]

Granted, But turns out she has a boyfriend and he whoops your ass
I wish the whole world was covered with amazing ski areas

 

[Kangbang]

granted but then u got ran over by at groomer.

i wish my wish comes true

 

[skrilla_MAC]

granted but then you die.

i wish i had a drift 240sx.

 

[jamodeo]

granted but its in need for speed
i wish i had a mountain all to myself and friends with a sick park and ridiculous pow and pillows

 

[Kangbang]

granted. but then you get kicked out.

i wish was sponsored by the coolest sponsors out there

 

[Mastermind180]

Granted, But your sponsorships are for tennis.
I wish i didn't have diabetes.

 

[Kangbang]

granted. but you have cancer.

i wish i could think of more wishes

 

[BrewskiJr]

granted. but someone wishes that you cant think of any wishes after you already used your wish.

I wish I had some Romeo y Julietta Cigars.

 

[infedel_one]

granted but then you'll get lung cancer
i wish i had a million $$

 

[BrewskiJr]

Granted but its all in IOU's...from me....Youre not getting shit back.

I wish i didnt have tests to study for and could get trashed tonight.

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

granted but all your friends are studying so you end up drinking by yourself, loser

i wish my IB extended essay would write itself

 

[Kangbang]

granted. and you get a A+.

i wish i was tom wallisch.

 

[Ducky.]

granted, but all it said was fuck you over and over again
i wish i could read minds

 

[Kangbang]

granted. but you read old perverts minds.

i wish that *Doctor_Steeze* had no more wishes

 

[Ducky.]

granted. but i am god. you lose
i wish i had 1000000000 dollars

 

[superpoluha]

i wish i had a long and hard penis

 

[BrewskiJr]

Granted, but then he just makes a new username called Nurse.Steeze and makes dozens of more wishes.

I wish I had free unlimited beer for the rest of my life.

 

[dreamseller]

granted, but no one is thinking of anyting

i wish no one could destroy my wish

 

[JacheOReally]

Granted, but your a walrus

I wish I was chinese

 

[Ducky.]

granted, but you get killed by jackie chan
i wish that i could control snowfall

 

[dreamseller]

granted, but you dont get to use it on anyone

i wish that michael jackson was still alive

 

[Ducky.]

granted, but he butt fucks you

 

[uni-corn]

granted, but he rapes you on the reg

 

[Kangbang]

i thought i said that u cant make any wishes

 

[Ducky.]

i thought i said i was god

 

[Kangbang]

i thought i was the one who made god

 

[Ducky.]

you thought wrong

 

[JoshWong]

i wish everyone was Asian like me.

 

[iLiKeShiFTieZ]

Granted, but you end up turning black.

I wish my brother wasn't mad cuz I'm stylin' on him.

 

[xxMdahlxx]

granted but then there was a soy sauce shortage and everyone died
I wish I didnt have so much shit to do

 

[Kangbang]

haha +k for you. or their was a rice/sushi shortage

 

[grifftang]

granted, but in soviet russia, shit does you

i wish i had a beautiful supermodel who i could slurm upon any time i wanted

 

[Balto]

granted but he turns out to be your sister

i wish i could ski pow everyday for the rest of my live in BC without ever getting sick/hurt

 

[Noss.]

granted but global warming melts all the snow in the world and cut ur own legs off in anger.
I wish i had a tom wallisch bobble figure

 

[SteezyOhio]

granted, but your a hipster and you can only listen to nickleback while your ride down the pow on a special paraplegic ski set up.

I wish i was high as shit.

 

[Noss.]

granted but u shit urself so hard that u rip urself a new asshole
I wish i was Mike Rowe

 

[Sinuous]

Granted: But then you are ridden with STD's

I wish Shane McConkey came back.

 

[Ducky.]

granted, but im jossi wells. you lose
i wish i had a normal cousin

 

[stowe=snow]

granted but it vanishes when you are on the lift
i wish i coul finish my project without going on NS

 

[gretzels]

granted. but i just made you check the thread again.i wish i wasn't in the kitchen

 

[xxMdahlxx]

granted but you're going to the store to get some more sammich bread
I wish I had a pet monkey