Destroy a Wish: forum game

[TheMoostafian]

granted, but you have to fuck your oldest, gnarliest, most perverted male teacher to get those grades

i wish my leg wasnt broken, along with every other bone in my body, and that i could ski

 

[Nathn]

Granted but you break them all in a crash on the way to the mountain.

I wish I could fart on command

 

[TheMoostafian]

granted, but the first time you test your new power, you over do it and shit yourself with diarrhea while wearing shorts, hanging out with a really sexy girl

i wish i was rich

 

[Slinger1x1]

fuck that, i will hike

 

[tj.hall]

Granted. But you just got robbed by munchkins.
I wish that there were cute girls at my school.

 

[Joshua.]

Granted, but all look like puppies

I wish that the israel olympic people looked jewish

 

[*simba*]

Just so everyone knows, I was kidding about the cancer remark. BUT I am in no way making fun of cancer. Cancer is a serious thing that should not be joked around with, like genital warts.Bad shit.

 

[Brock.]

granted, but (instert negative outcome of whatever the fuck you said because i sure didnt understand a word of it)
I Wish i had the ability to grow money from trees.

 

[Testicles]

granted, but the money grows super high up and uoi cant get it

i wish i didnt just die with a 24 killstreak and nuke on in mw2

 

[eikitt]

Granted, but you would have a penis.

I wish

 

[Nathn]

Granted but the game ended before you could use the nuke.

i wish I could go to the pyramids

 

[liukangkid]

granted but they have been stolen by a a supervillian and are now fake.
i wish i could travel around the world for free

 

[Laurent.]

Granted, but you lose your ability to see and hear.

I wish I had an appartment in Avoriaz.

 

[saranac_tortex]

granted but you can't leave your apartment because you have horrible diarrhea
I wish I didn't have to pay for gas

 

[itsssyourboy]

granted, but you will have to pay for the beano... http://www.beanogas.com/
i wish i was an artist

 

[TechnoPotamus]

granted, but a rabid werewolf bit your arms off last week.
I wish I had an f-ing job

 

[Pitolairas]

granted, but you work in a hospital shaving guys dicks that go in to testicle surgery

i wish it snowed in argentina right now

 

[Mr.SoloDolo]

granter, It'll snow but it wont stick. And itll only snow for a few seconds.
I wish I could stop smoking cigarettes, no cravings atall.

 

[Ftacnik]

Granted, but it snows 100 feet and you all get snowed in and die.
I wish i died a painless fast death while skiing right now

 

[Style+eeze]

granted, but you would go to hell.
i wish i could double cork 12

 

[Ftacnik]

Ah i forgot to put "and go to heaven in that one"

 

[General_Ripper]

Granted but you break your ankle on the landing

I wish I had a 4.0

 

[AALT]

Granted, but you are in middle school.

I wish that i could have some piroshki right now.

 

[CrunkNugget]

granted, but you aren't allowed to eat it

i wish i was getting paid today

 

[deleted5]

granted but you get muged on your way to the bank

i wish i had free gas for life so i dont pay 110 to mount snow and back.

 

[eastcoastplanker]

granted but its mexican food gas not gasoline

 

[CrunkNugget]

win

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but you have to give a dirty hobo a rim job.

i wish that i could get a new evo

 

[babujib]

granted

i wish i could see the future

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but in the future you get your dick and balls chopped off.

i wish i had a new pair of oakley crowbars

 

[CrunkNugget]

granted

 

[CrunkNugget]

i wish i had a pound of hash

 

[jamers]

granted, but as your driving home from the dealers house with the pound, you run a stop sign, and get arrested.

i wish for all discrimination in the world to end

 

[pussymoneyweed]

 

[Chompo.]

granted, but you would have to kill every mexican and black person
i wish i could ski everyday

 

[hellomynameisjef]

darkies arent allowed to ski

 

[tommycat]

granted, but you're a darkie
i wish i was a baller

 

[B.Pol]

Granted but your actually a basketball

I wish I won the lottery

 

[yojimbo]

granted, but you suffer a massive heartattack the day after and die.

I wish I had a teleportation belt.

 

[Dr.Dank]

Granted, but it only transports your torso and you get chopped in half.

I wish I was having sex with a really hot girl and then my dick slips out and it goes in her ass and she is like "wow i love that" and i have anal sex with her bleached asshole and I can finish on her face.

 

[Zump.]

granted, but you contract syphilis
i wish ohmybosh wasn't on newschoolers

 

[epoxiedtip]

Granted, but your not on newscholers either.

I wish I had a suitcase full of money.

 

[TheStudioCC]

Granted, but its counterfeit

I wish i got laid last weekend

 

[oreopancake.]

Granted, but it was with OhMyBosh.
I wish for a new laptop.

 

[Stickity]

granted but it has windows VISTA!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i wish i didn't have stitches

 

[hellomynameisjef]

to fucking bad.

bitch.

 

[Stickity]

granted but you get aids and your dick falls off
i wish to make a perfect, uncorruptalbe wish

 

[BEARS.]

granted, but wishes dont come true.

i wish i had smoked hookah with the homies tonight.

 

[Stickity]

granted but it's laced with pure capsacin and your nervous system overloads leading to permadeath
i wish that wishes did come true so my perfect, uncorruptable wish comes true

 

[.brian]

granted, but everytime you make a wish, someone close to you would die
i wish i had x ray vision