Destroy a Wish: forum game

[Steeze_Cake]

granted: but you in the mens bathroom.

I wish my wish was granted

 

[oreopancake.]

granted, but it only works on fat chicks
i wish the all the beatles were still alive.

 

[jamodeo]

granted but you are now deaf
i wish i had a snapple right about now

 

[Stickity]

granted but they're all quadrapalegics (sp) so they're not able to make music anyways

 

[Caveman.]

You didnt ask for a wish so Im skipping back one.

You can have a snapple but your hands are permanently covered in butter and you cant get the lid off.

I wish I could see the Lawrence Arms in concert.

 

[Style+eeze]

granted. but you're deaf
i wish i could have sex with megan fox

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

granted, but it's her doing you with a strapon.

I wish i hadnt torn my ACL

 

[Caveman.]

Granted, but all the snow melts off your local shred spot and you have no means to travel.

I wish I had motivation to do something productive this evening.

 

[SteezyOhio]

granted, but your motivation is to eat pop-sicles til you have enough pop-sicle sticks to build a life size boat, and sail to Somalia

I wish i had some flavor blasted gold fish to eat.

 

[oreopancake.]

granted, the flavour is semen.
i wish my hard-drive would start working.

 

[RunDMc]

Granted, but your parents save their sex tape on it and you accidentally watch it.
I wish i didnt have to stay at school and away from any ski hill for half of my reading break

 

[Dainsey]

granted, you live in vancouver and there is no snow on the hills

i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her

 

[SteezyOhio]

granted, but you go the ski hill only to work 16 hours every day, to pay off stipper debts you have back at college.

I wish i had a really really hairy back.

 

[iFail]

^Granted but you're turned into a(dirty) mexican at the same time

I wish the good bezzels weren't gone

 

[sniche]

granted, but who the fuck cares about the good bezzels anyway

I wish that noone replys to this wish

.......end thread

 

[airjake]

granted, but im here so it wont

i wish i was with my girl right now

 

[Stickity]

granted but when she asks you to cut the cake she made you cut her head off
i wish i could ski today

 

[mightyboosh]

Granted, but the rabbit in the hat beat her up with the bat

I WISH I WAS AS GOOD AT SKIING AS TANNER HALL

 

[VT_FLO]

granted, but you break your ankles.

I wish I had a different hot chick to fuck every day

 

[Stickity]

breaking the ankles doesn't applyit's a given
granted but they all have multiple stds

 

[shagalabagala]

Granted, but they're all blood relatives of yours.

I wish I could eat shampoo.

 

[highindasky55]

Granted, but now you shit bubbles.
I wish I could pee in a super hot chicks butt

 

[Uncle_Remus]

granted, but now every girl in the world knows, and you never get laid again.

I wish that i could jib the golden gate bridge like JMMT

 

[I_Am_Mod]

granted, but you need to do so on snowbladez....
i wish i had a pet-pandabear

 

[grilledsteezeyo]

granted but ur bear wants to kill you with a stick of bamboo

I wish i could do switch 1620s

 

[kzrstf]

granted but you are a snowboarder

i wish no one could destroy my wish

 

[Gnarshred]

Granted, but now you like men, and youve always liked men, so your wish isnt being destroyed, its being liberated!

I wish I get to go to coachella!

 

[C00N3Y]

Granted, but your deaf.
I wish I could take a day off work and smoke up.

 

[Zump.]

granted, but that shits laced.
i wish my penis wasn't so big

 

[mr_grom]

granted, but you have many std's

i wish i could land every trick i do.

 

[Isabelle]

Granted, but no one can.

I wish I could ski better then kaya turski

 

[Kangbang]

granted. but now ur addicted to steriods.

i wish my friend was a pro and i wanna be a pro too.

 

[Aaaron.]

granted, but that pro is sean white.
i wish i was a little bit taller.

 

[Laurent.]

Granted, but due to rapid skeleton growth the tendons of your muscles snap, thus making you nothing more then a pile of flesh and bones with no ability to do anything.
I wish that a very hot Norwegian model/proskier was my girlfriend.

 

[Kangbang]

granted. but shes a tranny

i wish i was a pornstar. (with women)

 

[Laurent.]

Granted, but after an 26 hour session with 23 Female pro bodybuilders with clits bigger then a todlers arm you get necrotizing fasciitis which will destroy your tissue and thus your cock and you will be in constant excruciating pain as the necrotizing fasciitis continues to devour your flesh until you die.
I wish I had a cookie.

 

[Rudy.]

granted.

but it now says WARREN MILLER RULES (as in the company)

 

[dreamseller]

granted, but the cookie monster ate it before you had the chance to

i wish i stole the cookie back from the cookie monster

 

[superpoluha]

granted, but its made of human foreskin

 

[Kangbang]

granted. but the cookie was made out of male sperm

i wish i could afford some jiberish pieces

 

[Aaaron.]

granted, but they are all size M.

I wish i was dating taylor swift

 

[highindasky55]

Granted, but you just found out she has a dick
I wish the northeast would get some damn snow!

 

[Aaaron.]

granted, but washington DC got twice as much. again.

 

[Aaaron.]

i wish i drove an aston martin

 

[Laurent.]

Granted but it looks like this:

I wish I had some seasons Sleepytime® thea.

 

[xxMdahlxx]

granted but somebody pissed in it
I wish I was in Whistler

 

[Totes_Magotes]

granted, but you are now asleep forever... and ever... and ever.

i wish my collarbone wasn't broken

 

[airjake]

granted but your leg is

i wish i was as good as sw in snowboarding

 

[Ace3+4]

granted, but then you would be a douche

I wish i wasnt in class

 

[andersteeze]

granted you have 9 hours of homework when you get out.

I wish my girlfriend was with me right now.