Destroy a Wish: forum game

granted, but it always cockblocks you on dates because of its loud, sexist comments.

i wish i was spancerized
 
granted but your one of those psycho fucking nerds with no friends who ends up shooting up yoiur whole school.

I wish i was steve mcqueen. alive
 
granted but you have no arms and no legs, you're renamed rod and you hang around a window with a guy named curt in the same predicament as youdamn i fucked it up
i wish i didn't mess up that joke
 
Granted, but she comes with a penis and facial mutton chops

I wish to find my way to chads gap at the bottom of alta
 
Granted, but you cant think of any tricks to try

I wish someone would comment on my wish, not matter what the outcome is.
 
you didnt wish, so ill wish for you fn123 wished he had a vagina

Granted, you can have your vagina

I wish the cop doesnt show to court and i can keep my license
 
(thats good cause i totaled my truck)

granted, But every trick you do you eat shit.

I wish for world peace. (score)
 
Granted. Too bad you didn't specify which world. Welcome to Jupiter, the most peaceful planet this side of the sun.

I wish somebody would respond to my wish.

 
granted but your ski hill is a rock. literally. and your skis are toothpicks. and your other leg is broken.

i wish i was god with nothing wrong in my life whatsoever
 
Granted. Too bad it's lightstruck and skunked...
I wish I had some good weed that I can smoke out of my pipe and a lighter to light it with in a place where cops cannot find me and a lot of food to eat when I get the munchies. (hehe try corrupting that)
 
Granted, but the bear claws you to death after a conversion about which type of bear is the best

I wish i could go to Vancouver right now.
 
Granted, but you are blind, def, mute, have no legs or arms, and are retarded.
I wish Justin Beiber would kill himself.
 
granted, but he dies from a seizure while violently masturbating on your pillow

i wish i could fuck this fine jamaican girl thats into me but i have a girlfriend
 
Granted, you have a threesome with the Jamaican girl and your girlfriend, but the Jamaican girl has AIDS and all of you now have it and you die a week later.
I wish I didn't have cancer.
 
granted but it costs over 100 000 dollars per gram
I wish i wasnt stuck with a busted arm and could skiat an amazing mountain with evry bone in my body and everything is absolutely perfect
 
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