Destroy a Wish: forum game

[majora]

granted, but in your dreams you have to take your ex-land lord out for dinner.

i wish i didnt have a crippled foot

 

[SassySloth]

Granted, But you can never get a boner again.

I wish i had a flying cow

 

[.spaghetticat.]

granted but hes mechanical and he just broke

i wish i owned the USA

 

[PartyHon]

granted but the US goes broke and is sold to China
I wish i had a 100 billion dollars

 

[emilyiscool]

granted but the hooker you just payed for with it has aids.

i wish i had enough money to buy a coffee today

 

[Algebra]

granted but you have a penis

i wish it wasnt raining

 

[sammy_]

granted but its hailing golf ball size hail
i wish it was winter

 

[.AR6rider.]

Granted, but you live in Mexico.

I wish my air conditioning was working in my bedroom.

 

[Get.Kronk]

granted, but your door is locked from the inside and your not in in,

I wish I wasn't so sore.

 

[DERS.]

granted. but its now 33 degrees outside....not cold enough to snow yet

I wish summer was over already.

 

[Steezy_P]

granted, but we've still got 1 long month left.

I wish I owned a helicopter

 

[S.C.M.]

granted but ur now located in the gobi desert

i wish i sarted freeskiing when i was younger

 

[sammy_]

granted, but you tore you acl badly and couldnt ski anymore
i wish i could go to my local mountian school

 

[BIGben*]

Granted but you get prego and the nest morning your a prego guy.

 

[Steezy_P]

^^ forgot the wish,

I wish I had a porsche

 

[jmason]

Granted, but you only get the left headlight, rear left wheel, and the glovebox.

I wish my stupid cell-phone worked properly!

 

[flooz.]

granted, but it's eight feet tall.

i wish i could go rollerblading right now

 

[Milksteak]

granted. But you have to rollerblade to my house and suck my dick.

I want a new skateboard.

 

[DERS.]

granted. but its a piece of shit from walmart.

i wish the redskins were going to be good this year.

 

[sammy_]

granted. but you suck on it
i want a new car

 

[Steezy_P]

granted but you just lost it due to losing the pink slip to it in a race...

I wish I was in Cali

 

[terrible_skier]

granted but cali gets bombed.

I wish I could ski year round

 

[.AR6rider.]

Granted, but you only get to ski groomers on a 100 vert hill.

I wish I would win the lottery tomorrow.

 

[jmason]

Granted, but you wet your pants in excitement of the $50 million jackpot, and in doing so spoil the ticket.

I wish work was over.

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted but you die in a fiery car crash on the way home

I wish it wasnt so damn hot out

 

[array.]

granted, but it's -100

I wish i could pre order Jib Life

 

[Bungholio]

granted, but jib life will still never come out

i wish i had a big television

 

[sammy_]

granted, but it was a big tv from back in the day.

i wish i knew how to cook

 

[terrible_skier]

Granted, but you don't have electricity.

I wish i had a fuzzy little kitten

 

[array.]

granted, but its dead and covered in fleas.

I wish i was at stevens right now

 

[MANDER]

granted, but you werent specific enough so you are now at a man named stevens house who is a registered sex offender and has a collection of rifles and you cant leave.

i wish i was the smartest man in the world

 

[array.]

haha granted, but your on planet retard

I wish that i had unlimited wish's

 

[Bungholio]

granted but you dont get to choose your wishes

i wish i had infinite money

 

[Ducky.]

granted but you have a butt for a face

i wish i could get any girl i wanted

 

[garret.]

granted. but you dont have a penis anymore

i wish i had unlimited wishes

 

[Rossberger]

Granted, but none of them want a sexual relationship; they just want to talk about their day.

I wish I could experience the 70s/80s.

 

[EC-Skier]

granted, but someone had changed the past already and the 70s/80s were horrible.

i wish i didnt have a broken collar bone

 

[ironic]

Granted, but if you didn't have a broken collar bone you wouldn't have learned from what you did from your fall or got as much attention from chicks.

I wish I knew what I was doing in life.

 

[garret.]

granted, but you are a cheep male prostitute

i wish i had a job

 

[emilyiscool]

granted but your yacht is filled with ironic and his cheap male prostitute friends

I wish i had something better to do tonight

 

[array.]

granted, but it's 2 inches long.

i wish i was a pro skier

 

[ironic]

Hahahahahaha

I'm a chick, but thank you!

Granted, but if you had a job you'd have less time to do what you actually want to do. Your boss might suck and the people you work with could be complete jerks. You could end up working that job for the rest of your life. You could end up making $7 an hour.

I wish it was never summer.

 

[MANDER]

granted, but the entire world is now on a hill so there is no ground is flat.

i wish that the person after me wont destroy my wish

 

[terrible_skier]

how the fuck do i answer this?

I wish i had a geico gecko

 

[c4t_l0ver]

GRANTED, but he lost his voice.

i wish i had a lifetime supply of DAIRYQUEEN BLIZZARDS

 

[sammy_]

granted, but hes a arrogant asshole who thingks hes better then you because of his accent

i wish my house didnt smell like fish

 

[asddfgdsea]

granted, but you only save 14% on car insurence.

I wish it was snowing now

 

[TonyMacaroni]

granted, but you now smell like fish. still.

i wish i could always be a teenager

 

[terrible_skier]

granted but your short and awkward.

I wish I had a new pair of line skis brand new in my size nothing wrong.

 

[garret.]

wish granted, but they are line skis so they break the first day you use them

i wish i had a supper power