Dead baby jokes , taboo, or no?
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4frnt_or_die
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those jokes are indeed pretty funny!
spliff.Life
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^agreed
SteezyOhio
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whats the difference between dead babies and a trampoline..... i take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline
what do you call a gay guy in a wheel chair...... roll-aids
whats brown and rhymes with snoop.............................dr dre!
what do ethopians do for fun............................................. starve
what do you call a gay guy in a wheel chair...... roll-aids
whats brown and rhymes with snoop.............................dr dre!
what do ethopians do for fun............................................. starve
notime_for_jokes
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hahahaha you totally got the "corvette" one from me in science today... but im not gonna lie i stole it from someone on here, but i told a bunch of girls it and they now think im very creepy
mellifluous
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hah yeah, i like creeping my friends out with them as well
Justin.B
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whats the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball?
You cant shove a pitchfork in a bowling ball.
Whats better than 1000 dead babies nailed to a treee?
1 dead baby nailed to 1000 trees.
how do you make a dead baby float?
take your foot off its head.
If you want a shit load tell me. I have a document on my computewr with like 3 pages worth lol.
You cant shove a pitchfork in a bowling ball.
Whats better than 1000 dead babies nailed to a treee?
1 dead baby nailed to 1000 trees.
how do you make a dead baby float?
take your foot off its head.
If you want a shit load tell me. I have a document on my computewr with like 3 pages worth lol.
SteezyOhio
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never heard this variation i heard mine like 4 years ago when that phase came through my school
TheBeardedOne
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thats fucking classic
solitaryman
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What do you call a dead baby in the middle of the ocean?
Haha, fucked.
Haha, fucked.
PhilboydStudge
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my threads, to creep everyone in my school out
.Roockley.
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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
i dont have a ferrari in my garage
pretty nasty jokes, wouldnt tell them to little kids haha
i dont have a ferrari in my garage
pretty nasty jokes, wouldnt tell them to little kids haha
skijunkiedtm
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how do you get 100 dead babies out of a phone booth? ..............chainsaw
how do you get the remains out? ...............salsa chips
how do you get the remains out? ...............salsa chips
Lemuel
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whats red bubbly and scratches on glass? a baby in a microwave
whats the difference between a baby and a refrigerator? a refrigerator doesn't scream when i put my meat in it. BAM
so bad and sick but you know its funny.
whats worse that 10 dead babies in a tree? one dead baby in 10 trees. and you can substitute in anything you want, such as a garbage can or a dumpster.
whats the difference between a baby and a refrigerator? a refrigerator doesn't scream when i put my meat in it. BAM
so bad and sick but you know its funny.
whats worse that 10 dead babies in a tree? one dead baby in 10 trees. and you can substitute in anything you want, such as a garbage can or a dumpster.
notomatoplz
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i laughed at quite a few of these i admit, but the baby in the microwave made me wanna puke
Bab.
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tabboo jokes are the funnest
whats funier than a dead baby?a dead baby netx to a kid with down syndrome
whats the saddest part about a car accident in wich 4 emo's died?theres was room for a fifth.
what do emos use as birth control?their personality.
what do call it when you throw a black man in the ocean? pollutionwhat would it be if you threw all of them in the ocean? the solution
whats funier than a dead baby?a dead baby netx to a kid with down syndrome
whats the saddest part about a car accident in wich 4 emo's died?theres was room for a fifth.
what do emos use as birth control?their personality.
what do call it when you throw a black man in the ocean? pollutionwhat would it be if you threw all of them in the ocean? the solution
IceCreamer
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what is more gross than a bag full of dead babies...one is on the bottom... whats more gross than that... one is still alive... more gross than that.... it eats it way out... whats more gross than that... it comes back for seconds
popNfresh44
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please tell me you didnt think of that first one by yourself....
whats do a black woman and a hockey goalie have in common?
they change their pads every three periods.
whats do a black woman and a hockey goalie have in common?
they change their pads every three periods.
cofreeskier
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I wouldnt call them taboo, or funny either
Thenowhereman42
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Whats the difference between a roadkill baby and a rock?
Can't fuck a rock.
Can't fuck a rock.
Hugh_Conway_jr
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Dead babies .... hahaha ..ahahah.....hahaha
its been a long time since I have heard a good dead baby joke ... thank you Sir, may I have another.
Jokes about black people are not as funny. maybe its because the baby is dead, and a dead baby cant be offended. maybe it has to do with racism.... Dare I suggest a joke about a dead black baby? no I shouldn’t ... racism is only funny on network TV and in a room full of white people.
its been a long time since I have heard a good dead baby joke ... thank you Sir, may I have another.
Jokes about black people are not as funny. maybe its because the baby is dead, and a dead baby cant be offended. maybe it has to do with racism.... Dare I suggest a joke about a dead black baby? no I shouldn’t ... racism is only funny on network TV and in a room full of white people.
