Dead baby jokes , taboo, or no?

What is the difference between a baby and a Mars Bar?
About 500 calories.
What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
What is pink, flies and squeals?
A baby fired from a catapult.
What do you call the baby when it lands?
Free pizza.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.
What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.

 
whats the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?

i dont kiss my girlfriend after sex

what noise does a baby make when you feed it feet first into a blender?

i don't know. i was masturbating too hard to hear.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a table?

you can't fuck a table.

i have 4 and a half pages of those saved on my old computer, and every single one of them is worse than those three.
 
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw? Deep Throat.

Why do Blacks' hand palms are white? So they can count cents
 
FUCKA YOUUUU
was hoping nobody would get that one
How do you make a two year old cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear

What's the difference between a roadkill baby and a rock?
Can't fuck a rock
 
whats the best gift for a dead baby?

a dead puppy

what the worst part about fucking a newborn?

gettin blood on your clown costume

whats the best part about fucking a 2yr old girl?

flip her over and its a 2yr old boy

if you think its awkward when your mom catches you masturbating, wait till it happens the other way around...

whats half blue and half yellow and hangs in the tree in my front yard?

my dead baby and i'll paint it any damn color i want

these are jokes i should NOT be telling lol
 
not a dead baby joke, but still pretty fucked up...

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for xmas?....................... cancer.
 
How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle around the floor?

Nail its other hand to the floor..

Whats harder then nailing a dead baby to a fence post?

You dick while doing it..
 
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