Dead baby jokes , taboo, or no?
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neon1peace
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I have to admit that i laughed at most of these, but they just creep me out
Thenowhereman42
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Depends how hard you throw them.
ECfreeski3
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i wish i was a mod just so i could ban you and the rest of you fucks making racist jokes
Thenowhereman42
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What did Hitler say to the black jew?
You get in the back of oven!
Whats the difference between Simba and Obama?
Simba is an African lion, Obama is a lyin African.
...only because you got so offended
You get in the back of oven!
Whats the difference between Simba and Obama?
Simba is an African lion, Obama is a lyin African.
...only because you got so offended
ECfreeski3
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well played sir!
ECfreeski3
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first one sucked, second one was pretty clever. anyway i still love you because i think your name is referencing the beatles song?
Thenowhereman42
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Yeah, the first one is really kindof all in the delivery.
But yes, beatles song indeed.
But yes, beatles song indeed.
.Apex.
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its been a while, reply if you have any knew jokes like :
what's grosser than gross ...... a pile of dead babies
what's grosser than that...... there is a live one at the bottom
what's grosser than that ...... He has to eat his way out
what's the grossest........ HE goes in for seconds ;P message back
what's grosser than gross ...... a pile of dead babies
what's grosser than that...... there is a live one at the bottom
what's grosser than that ...... He has to eat his way out
what's the grossest........ HE goes in for seconds ;P message back
stickerz
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Know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies.............just about nothing.
How do you get a pile of dead babies in the back of a pickup truck.............a blender
How do you get them out............tortillla chips.
What's burnt and taps on glass........a baby in a microwave.
How do you get a pile of dead babies in the back of a pickup truck.............a blender
How do you get them out............tortillla chips.
What's burnt and taps on glass........a baby in a microwave.
ElbridgeGerry
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You don't look like you have a lot of fun
Hermondo
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what's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of a pool? a dead baby with slashed waterwings
what's red and yellow and floats at the top? waterwings and a slashed baby
what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? one's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, one's a watermelon
(fucked up) what's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? i don't cum on my apples before i eat them
what's red and yellow and floats at the top? waterwings and a slashed baby
what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? one's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, one's a watermelon
(fucked up) what's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? i don't cum on my apples before i eat them
Baskin.
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funny story...this fatass mental decided to do jokes in the talent show so he has a full bag of extremely cheeesy jokes some examples are:
whats the richest kind of air(bilionair)
what do you call a polar bear in the desert(lost)
so i felt so bad for him,and was a little scared he was goin to tell the jokes i told him like
what did the ketchup say to the mustard(fuckyou)
and a bunch of dead baby jokes
so as he tells the joke speople are yelling fuck you and laughing at him so hard
whats the richest kind of air(bilionair)
what do you call a polar bear in the desert(lost)
so i felt so bad for him,and was a little scared he was goin to tell the jokes i told him like
what did the ketchup say to the mustard(fuckyou)
and a bunch of dead baby jokes
so as he tells the joke speople are yelling fuck you and laughing at him so hard
armada1652
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Whats worse then a field full of dead babies?
Mowing it!
Mowing it!
klingisking
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Know what's gross?
Running over a baby with a truck.
Know whats worse?
Skidding on it.
Worse than that?
Peeling it off the tires
Running over a baby with a truck.
Know whats worse?
Skidding on it.
Worse than that?
Peeling it off the tires
Santa-Cruz
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how do you stop and baby from falling down a well......................................throw a javelin through its head
what do you call a baby with no arms or legs in the ocean...............................fucked
what do you call a baby pinned to a wall............................................................art
what do you call a baby with no arms or legs in the ocean...............................fucked
what do you call a baby pinned to a wall............................................................art
SpaceTiger
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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? NACHO CHEESE!
EastCoast315
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LMAOOOO That seriously was hilarious, I laughed out loud
but dead babies.... thats really fucked up, if you can laugh about wasted life. I have a baby brother and the notion of him dead makes me almost tear up
but dead babies.... thats really fucked up, if you can laugh about wasted life. I have a baby brother and the notion of him dead makes me almost tear up
EastCoast315
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fuck off, you're some of the sickest motherfuckers for laughing at the notion of dead babies, even as a joke its not funny, its disgusting. Honestly, if I heard anyone telling jokes like these in public, I'd be so moved to throw down
GingaNinja
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Mad funny. I actually laughed at this one most...
What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby?
I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby?
I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
lilwhiz165
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Q: how do u get a dead baby in a bowl?A: a blender.Q: how do you get the baby out of the bowl?A: nachos.Q: why do u put a baby in a blender feet first?A: to see the look on his face.