A pickup line that never fails...

[ORDEAL]

Well thought sir. Thats why they always run away i get it now.

 

[chiefbroseph]

are you an alien? cuz you just abducted my heart.

 

[DOSE.]

"Wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

If they say no:

"What? You don't like pizza?"

 

[act.resist]

Youth in revolt! FAIL (I feel cool now)

 

[james6345789]

"You have really lovely hair, I want to cut it off and... put it on a box"

Works every time.

 

[monkatizer]

"lemme fuck you"

works every timeeee

 

[fawne.]

A pickup line that NEVERRR fails....

Do you want to make out?

Works for me every time ; )

 

[DOSE.]

this only works if your hot or they're reaaaaallly desperate.

 

[mr.billgates]

winner winner chicken dinner.

 

[HoneyBadger]

how do you like your eggs... scrambled or fertilized.

wins the hearts every time

 

[J.M]

i like

 

[FerrisBueller]

yes this works 99% of the time

 

[Zimmerman]

http://www.dirtypickups.com/

go crazy

 

[Orrin]

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

another:

guy: "hey, feel my jacket."

*she feels the jacket*

girl: "ooh it's really nice"

guy: "yeah, it's boyfriend material."

HAH.

 

[Whifazoo]

"hey i just farted, lets get out of here"

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

my mom told me to never look at pretty girls because i will turn into a statue! In fact i can feel myself getting hard right now!

 

[esotericjive]

The jaaaaaaag.

I'll nose press your box if you lip slide my rail.

never works.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I'd like to have sex with you.

never, ever works.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun

Get in the van

How do I know we're going to have sex tonight? I'm stronger than you.

I forgot most of the really creepy ones, but if you want to get arrested, these are a good start lol.

 

[midwestpowhunter]

want to see the back of my van, you wanna check out my video game collection, wanna check out my parents basement, i dont have a job so i can spend all my time with you(creepy voice)

 

[NinetyFour]

Not a pickup line but I'm gonna marry a woman who works at subway so everytime I go into subway so I can yell MAKE ME A SANDWHICH Any discopotamus yer hilarious.

 

[will_powder]

"On a scale of 1 to 10, can I touch your boobs?"

 

[KANGAROOJACK]

^^^^^^^

 

[Mavrck]

HAHAHAHAHAHA +k

 

[KaneDog]

wanna get some pizza and fuck?

 

[fawne.]

actuallyyy....i tried it on Louie Vito and it worked without a problem: )

 

[nkmo.]

Pretty sure it would've worked on a homeless dude as well.

Your point is...?

 

[Pow.yuHdig*]

you: hey ladygirl:i have a bfyou: i have a gold fish named tomgirl:uhhh? :Syouh sorry i thought we were talking about things that dont matter

or you say
you have a math testher:uhh soyou: i thought we were talking abut things we could cheat on

 

[sam_fisher]

if you were a prostitute you must cost a lot of money cause your so pretty.every time

 

[fawne.]

my point being that it works every time....

 

[Porsntar]

ahahahhahahah! I'm going to try this one

 

[THURSTY]

"do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?"

 

[HoneyBadger]

just show her your saga

 

[ShreddAZ]

X's are shitty...

 

[Jahrassicpark]

yesss! So good

 

[fawne.]

roses are red, violets are blue....i want to fuck you!

very blunt.

 

[SteezoSaurus]

hmm. should I fap now?

 

[alex.bgk.]

you: do you know why you should masturbate with these fingers

*gesture to your index and middle*

her: no why?

you: because theyre mine

 

[boozer]

Hey did you fall from heaven? Because I have a boner

 

[alexg1687]

Kind of off topic but my girlfriend was wearing lipstick the other day. I said I thought it looked good. She said "yeah its the best one I've ever had. It stays on forever. This shit wont come off your dick for a week!".

Such a great one liner for a girl!

 

[baaangthat]

marry her

or at least tie her up in your basement

 

[scottishskier]

i have lost my number, can i have yours

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

pure gold.

 

[smooter]

If i were to flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

 

[5oup5teeze]

"Hey, do you have somewhere I could put my boner?"

 

[GBS]

Works if they are stupid christians...

 

[3000]

"how do you like your eggs in the morning fertilized of scrambled?"

 

[zues]

"I have the FCK now all i need is U"

 

[zues]

haha

 

[ZMILLZ]

The word of the day is legs, lets go home and spread the word

or

There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more

 

[Blindsurfer]

LOST

 

[act.resist]

bleh! ...thanks for pointing that out