A pickup line that never fails...

snowisfun · Nov 29, 2011

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

holy.shep · Nov 29, 2011

I put the STD in stud, all i need is U

crab_pretzel · Nov 29, 2011

cleverrrr

mrnewm · Nov 29, 2011

"I'm like a rubics cube. the more you play with me the harder i get"

t-raw · Nov 29, 2011

"i wanna be on you" with good confidence, odds are with you

ORDEAL · Nov 29, 2011

I'm batman. Works 100%

mrnewm · Nov 29, 2011

"you remind me of a sharpie"

"why"

"cuz your ultra fine!"

BmoChop · Nov 30, 2011

damn this is good.

.Hugo. · Nov 30, 2011

Since its the holiday season:

If you jingle my balls i can guarantee you a white christmas