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  1. davidh

    candy bar?

    ^I second that motion times infinity ========================================= 'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.' -Anathema ======= 'girls are cruel and unusual, like pouring acid into a cat's...
  2. davidh

    what make of condoms?? (trojen durex etc...)

    fuck I fucked it up Trojan: a brand that can actually afford advertising. ========================================= 'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.' -Anathema ======= 'girls are cruel and...
  3. davidh

    what make of condoms?? (trojen durex etc...)

    trojan condoms: a brand that can actually afford condoms. do us all a favor ========================================= 'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.' -Anathema ======= 'girls are cruel and...
  4. davidh

    I am an enigma

    arent girls supposed to be the enigmas? Guys generally only want one thing... ========================================= 'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.' -Anathema ======= 'girls are cruel and...
  5. davidh

    How Smart is Your Right Foot?

    I can do it too. It's not that hard. ========================================= 'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.' -Anathema ======= 'girls are cruel and unusual, like pouring acid into a cat's...
  6. davidh

    Forum insanity reaching all time .. high? low?

    that was one of the best PUI (posting under the influence (my acronym that I just created)) this site has ever seen. yay! ========================================= 'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with...
  7. davidh

    Who on NS paddles

    There's so much innovation going on too with new aerial shit. It's unbelievable how they can just pop on the wave and flip and shit. It's definitely a stylie sport. I'm paddling a LL Skip, although I dont know if I'm gonna be able to cram my fat ass in it come this spring. I hope I can, cause I...
  8. davidh

    life

    I'm one of those assholes that believes that once you're dead, your dead. No dreams, nuthin. that's kinda good, too, because I dont have to worry about going to hell. And I dont have to worry about what happens on the earth when I'm dead, because there wont be a me. That's what I hope, anyway...
  9. davidh

    yo what kinda car should i By

    Ya, quarry trucks are where it's at. H2's a little bitch compared to those beasts. that new amphibian sports car is dope as hell. It doesnt look half bad outside the water, and it drive good. Then it's got the power to pull a wakeboarder in the water. If it werent so damn expensive, something...
  10. davidh

    what the fuck does it matter

    he does make some good points, but he's stupid for thinking the 'yo yo yo' and 'guy''s are funny. If you stopped doing that and posted like a normal person, though, where's the fun? He's just trying to be different. It's still pretty stupid after all this time, though...
  11. davidh

    I need a wife

    Did anybody see Birthday Girl? It was this movie about this guy who orders a russian bride. She shows up and doesnt speak any english and all that shit but she's mad hot and fucks him every single night. so anyway one day she says it's her birthday and she has some friends from russia over...
  12. davidh

    Who on NS paddles

    I paddle 3-4 days a week in the summer. ========================================= 'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.' -Anathema ======= 'girls are cruel and unusual, like pouring acid into a cat's...
  13. davidh

    So I was just wondering

    toshiba actually makes a 2 gig mini hard drive that will fit into compact flash card slots and require no external power. They're really fuckin expensive. I dont see why you would need more than 512 or so. How long do you go between uploads to you computer really? And you dont actually need to...
  14. davidh

    Article: Rapid Increase in injuries for young athletes

    I'm scared that by the time I'm 40 my knees wont be there for me. Our parents never did any of the shit we do skiing. The most wear and tear their knees felt was jumping out of a tree. Coming up short or overshooting a table probably does more damage than a week of running. Do it two or three...
  15. davidh

    How many can you do?

    I did 62 for a fitness test last year but I dont think I could do that ever again. I literally collapsed and I couldnt move my arms for so long. It sucked. ========================================= 'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a...
  16. davidh

    brocoli, is it that bad ??

    I like broccoli and couliflower and peas and corn and all that stuff. I dont like beans, though. And that Stewie quote is priceless. ========================================= 'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is...
  17. davidh

    Cruel theory

    I agree with whoever said being in Idaho for longer than an hour deserves a medal. I was there for a week and we stayed in this redneck ass town with disease causing mining waste rotting nearby. One day it rained and the next day you could have ice skated the entire mountain. On top of that the...
  18. davidh

    Have you ever had sex in a room with somebody else in it?

    actually I agree with him. It seems like every thread you make has something to do with sex and you always seem to make sure everyone know's you're fully active. Nobody's bitter, it just seems like you're doing a lot of talking. ========================================= 'I've been so unlucky...
  19. davidh

    Cruel theory

    ^that's a good one ========================================= 'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.' -Anathema ======= 'girls are cruel and unusual, like pouring acid into a cat's ear' -NoTeefa
  20. davidh

    photoshop cult

    look for the graphic designers cult. It's pretty good. It'll be near the top cause there are like 160 members or so ========================================= 'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'...
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