what make of condoms?? (trojen durex etc...)

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aight so i am thinking about getting a 'stock' of condoms. like as in 25 to 40. but i dont really know what make. like trojen lifestyles durex etc. so my question is, what do you guys prefer and why? same with girls. and like studded or ribbed? like elaborate on your decisions please. :P

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i just use saran rap and an elastic band.

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trojan 'very sensitive' are fucking amazing, at least as far as condoms go. i wont use anything else.

jackson sucks. tell your friends.

15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her.' - Crystal-needs-a-park
 
trojan condoms: a brand that can actually afford condoms.

do us all a favor

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fuck I fucked it up

Trojan: a brand that can actually afford advertising.

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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
-Anathema

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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pouring acid into a cat's ear'
-NoTeefa
 
durex has commercials as well

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i vote torjan, or get the chick on the pill then u dont need condoms.

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Anal needs no birth control.

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Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

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I'm rick james, bitch.
 
i have trojans, there suppose to be warm sensation, but i dont feel it

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yeah but then the shitty cum drips down into the disgusting sluts cooch

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and yo uget a chili dog

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I don't need no drugs to calm me
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^yes, but does yuor boyfriend only sleep with you? chances are no

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
when all else fails, there is the morning after pill for men...it changes our blood type.

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
 
a girl on my ice hockey team back in high school had sex with her boyfriend and they used saran wrap. she came up to me crying after a game and i had to rush her to planned parenthood to get on the morning after pill. rediculous...

'Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.'
 
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The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
whats a condom for? and whats all this talk about sex, im male, get over it.

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'We could stop the melon trade. Then Kim Jong Il wouldn't be able to eat delicious melons and he would be furious,' said Ichita Yamamoto, a ruling party lawmaker. 'He would ask, 'Where are my melons?''
 
thanks babe

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Any time is Miller time

'We could stop the melon trade. Then Kim Jong Il wouldn't be able to eat delicious melons and he would be furious,' said Ichita Yamamoto, a ruling party lawmaker. 'He would ask, 'Where are my melons?''
 
this is what french fry posted, except here you can see it:

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As of right now since I don't have lubrication of sorts, I have to use a condom. Without it, it just wouldn't... errr how should I say this... work out I guess. Go with Trojan.

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the only condom ive ever broken was a trojan, belive me, its scarier than it sounds.

plus theyr really thick and make your dick look and feel like plastic.

go with okamoto- crown condoms are the best.

plus, its what the pros use

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''when all else fails, there is the morning after pill for men...it changes our blood type.''

Post of the year award... except you probably stole that. Whatever, I still laughed. Gold.

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I've broken both durex and trojan, but i stick with trojan because in my opinion it provides the superior sex item.

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this kid in my state was on the news. he got this girl pregnant and then they together decided to force and abortion. so this girl prepped herself all up and stood there, while the guy smacked her in the stomache/uterus area with his fucking baseball bat. and then it became news. so

1. everyone knows you got this girl pregnant

2. everyone knows your a sick fuck

3. no parent will ever let you near a daughter for the bat wielding kid

4. no parent will ever let you near a son for the girl who masterminded it

pretty sick
 
^ Or...

5. Everyone knows you have a good swing.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
hahaha 'im on the pill so we dont use condoms' just because your on the pill doesnt mean you wont get pregnant. i know some girls who got pregnant on the pill and they didnt even know. they thought they were just gaining weight but turns out they were a couple months pregnant. they were still getting their periods and had no symptoms of a being pregnant except for the gaining weight part

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Laterails, thats impossible man! You cant get your period once youre pregnant. Thats exactly what a period is... gets rid of the unfertilized egg.

>>> Matty
 
^Nice, but I'm not sure if its real or just someone that photoshopped this in the purse.

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i cant decide whether that looks photoshopped or not...chances are it is because wouldnt it be lying down not straight up on the side of the bag

When asked if he had ever had sex while another person not participating was in the room...
'yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them.'
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Laterails youre retarded! the point of the pill is not to get pregent, and how the hell could you be pregent if you were still getting your period? did you just never go to health or never have any common sense. the pill is 98% effective with out anyother methods of conterception/prevention, tells you that right on the package.

 
I didn't know they made those in extra small! No wonder Aaron Carter has such a smile on his face.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
Everytime I've used a Trojan I've broke it.

All I use now is Durex (never tried any other brands). I like 'sensi thin', 'love' and 'extra strength.'

Trojan sucks, that's why hospitals give out Durex instead...

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