Cruel theory

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Crystal-needs-a-park

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K so, keep in mind i do not condone such behavior or actions, but i came up with a theory today for all you cheapskate guys out there. but first off:

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k, so if youre a cheap guy, and youre out hunting the world for that perfect lady, the one for you is an anorexic girl because well, when you take her out to dinner and stuff... you dont really have to buy anything. boom.

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hahaha Crystal, i really like the theorie, im cheap as fuck i will take that under consideration, except then i coudlnt fuck her hard cuz id break my bones

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id be more worried about breaking her bones, we had an anorexic girl in my gym class back in high school and it looked like if you thre a tennis ball at her she'd snap into 2 pieces

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it sucks for me whenever i go out with a guy, he makes me order food. i guess the anorexic lifestyle is frowned upon or something

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I suppose if all the people with problems got together, it would make it easier for me to find a good girls without problems, and when i found the girl, less cheapskates would be hitting on her when we go on a date. there, i expaneded your theroy.

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yeah, thats really messed up man. I cant stand girls that are really thin, have no ass, legs are pure bones.

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^that's a good one

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This isn't a joke. He's serious. He ran the theory by me last week.

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i think it was before last week. i was in idaho most of last week... just like this week... fuck. wait no... last week was... fuck.

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

 
Idaho was two weeks ago g.

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i mean it makes sense but its not too profound of a statement, i have a friend who is dating a real skinny girl, shes not full on anarexic but she doesnt eat that much whenever hes with her he forces her to eat a lot, not like violently, but you know what i mean,

maybe its cause im fat but i like some meat on my bones

 
ahahhahaha....anorexic people are gross tho

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i dont see you doing anything to help the community^^

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

 
haha I like the extra 'boom' you added at the end.

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me and my friends have developed a similar strategy that is the flipside of your theory. we call it the 'pre-eat'. before taking your woman to a nice restaurant you have a big snack, or even a meal. this not only decreases the amount and therefor cost of the food you buy, but will discourage your date from ordering alot so as not to look fat by comparison.

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first off anorexic chicks are ugly and gross. so if you want to be cheap just get an ugly girl so desperate that she wont care if you dont get her anything

ohh and if you are going to follow your theory make sure that the chick isnt bulimic that would be worst.

being cheap isnt such a bad thing but the best way to be cheap without seeming cheap is makind dinner yourself a nice romantic dinner at home isnt very expensive and it gets you tons of points with your girl

of course dont make microwavable dinner or anything like that. that would get you negative points

 
yeah, this isn't that funny, and I'm not tisk tisking, like saying you should be nice to the poor anorexic freaks, it's just that this isn't that funny. Plain and simple, not funny.

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I agree with whoever said being in Idaho for longer than an hour deserves a medal. I was there for a week and we stayed in this redneck ass town with disease causing mining waste rotting nearby. One day it rained and the next day you could have ice skated the entire mountain. On top of that the only other things there are old bowling allies and swasticas on deserted buildings.

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