Recent content by Joos

So what? You can't tell me that you have never picked up a pair of binoculars/telescope/camera/video camera with the lens cap on? He probaly had just picked them up and before he had realised 'oops, lens caps on', a sneaky photographer would have taken the shot. Do you really think he wouldn't...

Jizz = seman. What gravity?

Pfft...I use a sandblaster. What gravity?

here I was thinking it had something to do with the Olsen twins. mmm olsen twins.. What gravity?

http://www.stor.co.uk/stortroopers_e.jsp What gravity?

The only effective thing to come out of highschool is that it shows you can discipline yourself enough to not leave high school early. What gravity?

Could some nice chap please explain to us non-american folk what the age groups for all these freshmen/sophomore/whatever other titles are? Are freshmen like what? 17-18? What gravity?

If it's a laid out front 180 it's valled a brainy or something like that. What gravity?

thats a scale model by the way... What gravity?

Get rid of the decals and it is the shiznit. What gravity?

oops... pressed reply to early. Yea..but it's a bitch when you get it all over your shoulder..legs..whatever. What gravity?

Im guessing a snot rocket is when you block one nostril and blow hard out the other? I do them all the time in the middle of public. Usually after a bike ride or something physical though. Rather do that than wipe my nose with my arm every 30 seconds until theres more snot on my arm than in my...

Wont get ya pissed but might make you throw up if you are already tanked. The concrete mixer. Get 1 shot of kahlua (or any milk based drink). Get 1 shot of Midori (or any citrus based drink). Take the midori and hold it in your mouth, then take the kahlua. Swish them around and keep it in...

I will be on the south shore for the winter. What gravity?

Im pretty sure they put chemicals and shit in the water to do something to the snow. That's why it's yellow. So you *could* say it is partially fake.. What gravity?