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I hate it. Remember when it tasted good? Or should I say, remember when we were retarted enough to eat it? I hate when it is in the back of your throat and it won't move, especially since I never hork and spit...it doesn't work for me. I have an elongated epiglottis. hehehe eplglottis..

 
are you serious...we're not eating it anymore...im gonna kill myself now

'hold it right there sweeney toad!'

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'..................'

 
not eating your snot is a crime

haha, he said epiglottis, hehe, and elongated, hehe, hehehhehe, hehehhehee

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mmmmm I love poking smot

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man, snot is the shit, you got your proirities mixed up man. You gotta eat it through your mouth, not the back of your throat. I like epiglottis'.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

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i have a question. What do you guys all think about chicks who farmer blow in the park? I'm sorry - guys are fine to do it and i am all for women's rights ... but I think that is pushing it a little far into the gross girl category..

 
farmer blowing? what the fuck is that?

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-skipimp_

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farmer blowing im assuming is like a snot rocket, and under no circumstance is it acceptable for a girl to do it in a public area, and i like the crusty ones that have a dab of the runny on them u kow the whole 2 in 1 package.

 
oh alright....snot rockets are funny, yet you're right, no girl(no matter how fat or manly) should ever blow a snot rocket

as for the snot i prefer; i like the ones that are like soft, yet well defined, perfect for snot rockets

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

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Im guessing a snot rocket is when you block one nostril and blow hard out the other?

I do them all the time in the middle of public. Usually after a bike ride or something physical though. Rather do that than wipe my nose with my arm every 30 seconds until theres more snot on my arm than in my nose.

I do it on the slopes all the time too

What gravity?
 
oops... pressed reply to early.

Yea..but it's a bitch when you get it all over your shoulder..legs..whatever.

What gravity?
 
second that motion

I used to put little balls of paper up one of my nostrils, pllug the other one, and shoot them at girls I had crushes on in class....Needless to say, I didn't get laid too much. but thats all changed now, Now I blow them at the ugly girls and the hot ones come runnin. yeah.

 
damnit pikachu, you have 100 some posts, and most of them are you saying 'pika pika, pikachu'. do you need to write that one very damn topic

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-skipimp_

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pikachew your snot

haha, man I crack myself up.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

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you spelled retarded wrong......

'hold it right there sweeney toad!'

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'..................'

 
hahahaha, dumbass...uh..wait, d-u-m-b-a-s-s..yup! DUMBASS!

SUck My AnTeAtEr

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dont you hate the boogers that stick to your fingers when you try to flick them off? like they won't get off and when yu flick them with your other finger ,they stic to that one...fuck it pisses me off

 
that's why you just need to blow snot rockets all the time....but then they stick to the side of your nose every once in a while

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

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