YOUR NAME?????

Petek, there's a lesbian at my school named Heather...

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
i'm a lesbian

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'

'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
 
Rowland michael bell

its funny cause i didnt know how to spell my middle name for a long time.

ship ariving to late to save drowning witch.
 
Dan Hedekar

'Girls aren't allowed to fart, they are supposed to smell all nice, and be sexy' - Shane McConkey, creator of the PMS Open.
 
I know a girl whose name is 'Mami' and it's pronounced 'mommy'

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
there is a person who called for my mom named kitty kitnicone.... pretty cool....

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'

'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'

 
Daniel Louis Maguire

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
i remember someone where who had a friend that when he was 2 and his mom was pregnant and his parents let him pick his middle name...his middle name was marshmallow

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
yesterday i also was a jodge at a track meet..i was in charge of triple jump...the queensbury jumper was named James Brown

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
my oh my, maybe i can get that heather if i dress up like a dyke.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC

 
my parents made my last name after my great uncle leonard raymond so its.

Bryan Leonard Gallant

|B|r|y|a|n|

www.|S|a|S| films.com

www.zealoptics.com
 
my middle name is my dads, my grandpas na dgreat granpas and great great granpas FIRST name.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
Patterwinker? what kind of a name is that?

My friend's uncle is named: Dick Burns.

My full name is pretty long, takes up 2 lines on my driver's liscense:

Jarrett Heath-Chip Wild Stevenson

it's pretty cool, some girl can walk up to me and say she wants to do something crazy... and I'll be like 'Wild's my middle name.'

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
jarrett i didn't know you were named after a cartoon cat.....oh wait that's heathCLIFF

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
steve john power. or 'renaldo the shallow water mexican cliffdiver'

'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
 
joshua reid anderson/scarface/negatron... and i just had to think for a minute on how to spell my own middle name... what the fuck happened to my brain?

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
micah lane mitchell

Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard

Kuklinski

the sheriff is a ni... THE SHERIFF IS NEAR

HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH ... i didn't get a HARUMPH out of this man
 
duuuuuuude... yorue name is posse.... do you have a posse? of course you do, because you are one. how cool is that.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
or we can call you fagjibber, i mean thats what everyone calls you anyway

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
laura christine mcisaac

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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.

Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.

 
to crystal: actually very few people call me that anymore seeing as its old and unoriginal the real original people call me lamejibber or stupidhead

 
haha crystal ive always thought of posse as a retarded middle name. Ive finally realized somehting good about it

jibba jabba
 
strode420. Heath-Cliff is a pimp.

always getting the pussy (cat).

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Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
Ryan Michael Anthony Van Gerven

or just R.V.G works, casue those 2 middle ones i never use

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
Tamara Desiree Loudy

(pronounced: Tamra)

I HATE my last name and I couldn't spell my middle name until I was almost 6.

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-ski for life- Just say f@$# it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~
 
Ian (idk my middle name) Ray

and i too like the smell of napalm in the morning.

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

In Memory of Phrosty

N2S Media

Formerly Need2Ski69
 
Benjamin Arthur Frank Wannamaker

aka. The baddest motha fuck above average.

hahha lame

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
Seymore H. Airs

no it's really senior Robert Thomas Dunlop

This crying, this screaming, my voice is being born!

Theory-3 Media

Newschoolers.com

 
Stevie Kew & im a girl! crazy name eh?!

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'Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,

but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,'

* Barbara Bush
 
I know this guy named richard hares.... aka dick hairs. I can't remember his lil bro's name but it could also be shortened

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'
 
i went to school with a guy named bj cox.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
Jameson Tyler Shaw

Gotta represent for the Jamesons, sick name

Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
 
wow i clicked on this post and i forgot i even started it

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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laura ann justine elizabeth cote-mitchell

hah i hate how long it is

so its lj

Cars are meant to go fast; music played loud; and sex is meant to be like the music not the car
 
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