YOUR NAME?????

i got a good story. this girl i went to school with had the same name as me-same first, same last, different middle names. no lie. we r not related in any way. in school, it was all about our middle initials. a lot of times though, people knew who we were cuz i was the 'smart one' or the 'nice one.' but even so, sometimes her failure warnings would get sent to my house and this year, tehy put one of her grades and her absentee record on my 1st quarter report card. after like 11 1/2 years, she's no longer in my school cuz she got pregnant and got home-schooled.

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

I'm a one girl revolution.

You can't rape the willing.
 
Jacob Elmer-McNeil Guran-Eubank, i hate it

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
Alisha Marie. A lot of my friends call me Amy though, because my best friend has the same name. She graduated last year though, so now it's sort of evened out. Half the people I know call me Alisha, the other half calls me Amy.

'Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever.'
 
Aeden Erica Mowles Ierullo

beat that one!

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Girl All The bad Guys Want!

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Boys are like Clothes... Highly Over-rated!!!
 
Matthew Peter Buch - the last name is pronounced 'buck'. I therefore get real shitty nicknames.

Buckwheat, Bucky O'Hare, Fuck, Fuckwheat, Buckshot, Crapshoot, M.B., Ratboy, Frodo, Bush, Boosh, and jew are all acceptable.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Save Fortress Mountain!!! Ask me how!!

 
gregory

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wow i heard that movie sucks but its really good...i'm bored...lets rent a movie. ---skogenchick and @ hollywood video
 
There are two chicks named Sarah Wells in my school, and they were both in my Physics class last semester, and we called the awesome one Sarah Jo and the lesbian one Girl, and I was Sarah or Oates or Oatesie.

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Oh Golly!

You miss 100% of the shots you never take.
 
Matthew Jeronimo. and i'm not apache. its portuguese

'Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.'

-Lily Tomlin

Camp of Champions, Session B
 
I dated at least 2 sarahs in my time.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
JD McNugent

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
did your ancestors get a lot of shit?

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
Katja Whakinoff

Now the king told the boogie men

You have to let that raga drop

The oil down the desert way

Has been shakin' to the top

The shiek he drove his Cadillac

He went a' cruisnin' down the ville

The muezzin was a' standing

On the radiator grille

The shareef don't like it

Rockin' the Casbah

Rock the Casbah
 
Gaylord Fockner or was it Micah Mitchell? i dunno i forget

ns ogre crew represent

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woah woah woah, i started this bandwagon. and i\'ll be damned if someone is gona talk shit about it-Phrosty

Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik

buy a gun and kill a hippie
 
Ryan Steven Dix (rsd... my initials...)

oh yeah and my last name is french so shut the fuck up

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'

'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'

 
jeff kiesel

wooohooo, my last name is homo...it's a stupid ass german word

=J. KIESEL=
 
kevan kozlowski

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
Eamon Thomas Keane (i am so irish)

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
Robert Thomas Dunlop

::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::

This post brought to you by Rob Dunlop 'Keepin it rude and reckless since '83!'

Tau Kappa Epsilon - Tau Omega Chapter Carleton University
 
Jesse Tyler Hitchen

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

How does Taco Bell shrink mini-ninjas, hide them in the bean burritos, and then cue them to kick my insides out approx. 2 hours after eating?
 
Malinda Marie Mosholder...you can see why i stick with mossy, but hell, i am so mmm...lol my mom named me after some chick on her soap opera...see, she was sixteen, so that explains it, yeah?

for chicks who rip-Beater productions

 
Ben Dunn

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
Anita Cock

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
 
Harry P. Ussy

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
Phillip Mcrack

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'

'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
 
Berry McCockiner

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
Mike Hawk

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'

'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
 
Amanda Hugenkis

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'

'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
 
Phillip Herpanies

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'

'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
 
my moms maiden name is kurtz

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'

'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'

 
Dan Tanski

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

If Pigman had a car he'd give you a ride.

Representin' in the 3-1-5
 
yeah ah... Katherine Kelly {Colette} Grady.

~*I'm going skiing, it's pretty weird

when I get to the top of the slopes

I look down on the mountain side

should I traverse cross country, snow plow or parallel

or hit a mogul, baby, and watch me slip and slide

I might even do some free ride*~
 
COCKFACE MCASSHOLE

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
 
what a name cj, what a name. I really like heather for some reason. I always wanted to date a chik called heather, but she hates me, so i guess i will turn into a heather.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
yes my parents hate me, their last name is Jones but they had mine legaly changed to McAsshole, i was already named Cockface as a baby...

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
 
i feel ure pain buddy. Theres a group of people who have that same problem. There is Sucksalata Moosecacka.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
Neil Turner

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
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