Your a skier when......

[Uncle.Badness]

I thought you were Asian Allen for a second.

 

[PeeDuBzz]

shit on snowboarders

 

[twin-tip-hero]

my friend you are not alone

 

[Pow.yuHdig*]

when you took lessons as a kid and never quit

 

[paulgenovese]

Hahahahahaha yes!

 

[canudoa9]

when you love Cinnabon

 

[saucey]

no you arent..

you're a skier when 6x's arent big enough

 

[SKIU4EA]

when you desperately want your own kids to love skiing as much as u

 

[debrickshaw]

and it causes you to look like a racoon
also, when you think goggle tans on girls are cute

 

[pomme-de-terre]

you know the corect answer is "ski patrol blew it up"

you're an upper-middle class scrawny white kid who dresses like hes straight outta compton

you like snow

 

[snowking249]

definitely

 

[syrup.]

I'm constantly doing this. fucking best thing that could ever be done with stairs, jibbing them.

 

[saucey]

when you think goggle tans on boys are cute

 

[jorb.co]

or when your anywhere with mountains and its raining and cold enough

 

[ashamedkrew]

haha yes.

 

[BackRoad]

I can never resist the curb steeze

 

[syrup.]

no one should ever resist it, if you're having a bad day it just makes it so much better.

 

[Ski303]

5' 10" and larges are too big? Im 5' 6" and larges are a lil small

When you got 3+ pairs of skis

 

[B4NE1]

They did what? my friend just had some the other day though. I'm just gonna have to off myself skiing is just not skiing with out the creamy crunchy taste of dunkaroos. An you know you're a skier when at school you say you're a skier and get called a fag. And then you tell them no freestyle skiing and they think you ride snowblades and then you just slap them silly.

 

[El_Barto.]

when you own more ski socks then regular socks

 

[J-Wallz]

when you spend almost all your money on skiing

 

[drwclrk]

^that, too

 

[IRockLizzys]

Even people in the inner city think you're too hood.

 

[_steffen_]

this

 

[bradcoffey]

When you're playing gnarshmallow at school and the teacher is right behind you staring at your screen and you finish your line then just keep playing

 

[syrup.]

You know you're a skier when after the first rail sesh of the season your neck hurts, and then you realize it's probably from afterbanging.

 

[CrunkNugget]

you know you're a skier when you think of driving in reverse as "switch"

 

[RAWLAN]

when 6xl feels tight

 

[Cheezcake.]

You're a skier when:

You pop into your new skis in your living room two weeks before season starts, JUST because you can't wait.

newschoolers comes before myspace.

you smoke a stogie during a storm as celebration.

to relax, you wax your skis. several times.

you wear your thermals to bed.

Thats all i've got for now.

 

[Supafresh]

when you have afterbang in your walk

 

[Baskin.]

when you're a dick to snowboarders

 

[Spacekroft]

these are all so amazing but this was my favorite so far.

 

[carbon.pulse]

When you try and shifty 180 when doing handbrake turns in your car.

 

[Supafresh]

when you ski on stuff called indoor outdoor carpet because you cant wait for snow

 

[Loodwik]

You´re a real skier when you get over a sad brake up in about 3 hours, simply cuz the season would screw it up anyways.

 

[mak]

everyday. and jump and spin off every possible bench or fire hydrant

 

[D-Ross]

When you're the girls gymnastics manager, and you suggest doing running and jumping into hand drags for warmup, and it takes 20 minutes explaining it.

 

[t-roy]

amen

 

[sneezin]

what the FUCK

 

[sneezin]

yea...not really sure why that posted twice.

 

[tommyp1ckles]

when you lock your bedroom door and put on all your outerwear and then pop into your skis.
get what most consider "clinical depression" in the summer.
afterbang things that arent skiing
also the curb things been mentioned but i def thought i was the only one...thanks guyz; now i dont feel as weird for going out at night and jibbing curbs

 

[little_boo]

.... even if you're a girl, people think you have a 5 o clock shadow because the bottom half of your face is darker than the top half

 

[assface]

haha smae

 

[Jballz]

your a skier when the monetary value of your gear is higher than that of your car. and as a result of this you camp in your car during trips to different mountains

 

[andersteeze]

when you afterbang in other sports.

 

[oreopancake.]

You know you're a skier when WME claims they own the rights to your voice, image, and likeness.

 

[omnomnom]

fo sho.

 

[.jesus.]

when you hear your parent haveing sex while your pooing

 

[Cheezcake.]

hahaha. yes.

 

[jakepwilliams]

you obviously arent dreaming about me then.