Your a skier when......

[syrup.]

I now know I'm a skier. Thank you.

 

[mski]

Your a newschooler when...

your amount of time logged into NS in one year surpasses the amount of time you've spent skiing in 3

 

[.jesus.]

no problem sir

 

[Ethan.G]

haha too true

 

[EVAN.F]

You know you're a skier when..

You find yourself almost rear-ending cars when you see a sick handrail...

 

[wh@t]

you know youre a skier when you explain that you "arent just a normal skier" to someone just after you have told them "i am a skier" to avoid being thought of as a weekend warrior gaperfag.

 

[jamodeo]

You're a skier when you go to the mountain every day and have a good time regardless of the size of your shirt your age or location

 

[Idahoskier420]

i couldn't have said it better!!! your also a skier when each of you jackets has at least one lighter in it

 

[Bright_Nation]

when your idea of an awesome night at Queens is running and jibbing everything in between the res and the party!

 

[Testicles]

When you can 630 on, pretzel 450 out on your couch and afterbang the shit out of it

 

[SushiMan]

when you smile if its snowing

you know how to have fun

you use word, stoked, chill, ill, ignant, etc in ur daily social life

 

[assface]

every single mountain or rail that you look at you think of how you could ski it, even in the summer or in areas that get no snow

 

[swan3609]

....When the first snow of the year falls and accumlates to .00002 inches and you and 2 buddies gather snow from 4 city blocks so you can use a Banshee Bungee to hit a 8 foot long rail.

... $800 is an acceptable price for ski gear but $40 on a date with your girl is damn expensive.

... your ski ski gear is more expensive then the car that carries it..

... you decided to try and turn your girlfirend into a amazing skiier only to realize that it will never really happen, and is all a hypothetical dream..

 

[Shreddysaurus]

When you can wear blue orange pink yellow and green at the same time and its cool

 

[snowfreak14]

when you get pumped to wake up at seven on a saturday

 

[swan3609]

its more like 5:30... Gotta have my first tracks...

 

[PaleCelery]

when you facepalm for the first time

 

[meth_time]

you find this funy

=related

 

[sammeb]

aha yes

 

[I_Am_Mod]

last season i broke my ankle spinning 360 off the stairs in the lodge...never felt so dumb....

 

[COrider]

when you spin off any ledge you can find.

 

[Spaceman_spiff]

you know when your a skier when you wear a night gown because you cant find a tall tee big enough.haha.

 

[feelfreetoski]

WIN

 

[ace_]

im a skier then!

 

[Nick_P]

when you meet other skiers and can talk to them about skiing for hours

 

[Nick_P]

also, when you see steezy girls, you think it's sexy

 

[Mayer]

When you can't reach your feet with straight legs when trying without skis on, but suddenly can when the skis are on.

 

[frosted_flakes]

when you practice grabs on the lift

 

[CrunkNugget]

i def. do that all the time and snowboarders look at me funny

 

[Merrrick]

when you think that summer time is a good time build a backyard jib

 

[CrunkNugget]

you're a skier when you wear a tall tee on a powder day, and it gets all icy and crusty

 

[Spaceman_spiff]

i cant believe i actually found that funny

 

[LukeB]

aaaaaaaaahahahahaha, I couldn't stop laughing

 

[Zoro]

haha yes!!I 4 pretzle 6'ed my couch today. my mom just kind of ignored it.

When you say "pee in her butt" to a bunch of non-skier friends and they jut stare...