Your a skier when......

B.Pol

Active member
Just another random thread. But hey it could be fun. I'll start it off with:

Your a skier when your 5'10 and think a size large T's are too small

Just come up with sayings...I'm bored so don't hate
 
you go to price chopper and buy the most cheap and random shit you can find.
(scooby doo fruit snacks, lunchables, peach rings)
 
according to gapers, all your clothes are too big for you

half the days you're on the mountain are shitty, but you still think its dank
 
you're a skier when you wear stupid fucking 6xl tall tee's in the colors of fruity condoms and your roll down the hill riding like a back seat bitch, all the while blaring your balla xl headphones, and shouting profanity at snowboarders.
 
when you quit skiing and professionally play bingo in world tours wearing a snuggie. "CUZ YOUR HANDS ARE FREE AND SHIT!!!!!"
 
fuck nvrm. dunkaroos aren't discontinued. they just aren't available allot of places like PA. i want some fuckin motorcycle shaped cookies that i can dip in icing.
 
your only a true skier when you wear paper thin pipe gloves that cause your hands to freeeze like an ice cubes.
 
unless you home moutain at hood is skibowl, and then theres a good chance its gonna be raining there as well.

 
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