you're a skier when you wear stupid fucking 6xl tall tee's in the colors of fruity condoms and your roll down the hill riding like a back seat bitch, all the while blaring your balla xl headphones, and shouting profanity at snowboarders.
fuck nvrm. dunkaroos aren't discontinued. they just aren't available allot of places like PA. i want some fuckin motorcycle shaped cookies that i can dip in icing.