You know your addicted to skiing when...

when you cant find your wall cause its totally covered in ski posters.

when you get hurt and the only thing you care about is can i ski with it.

 
Once i was in the computer lab playing jibbin and someone flipped a switch and it was on a huge screen in front of the whole class and i didnt even know for like 3 minutes
 
You cringe when people think it's to cold to go out skiing, or too cold generally.

Melting snow causes severe mental pain

And I thought I was weird spinning off every ledge I see...
 
your non-skier friends have no idea what you're talking about when you start speaking entirely in freestlyle lingo.

I get so many weird looks when I mention switch dub cork 12's or lip nollie's to pretzel k-feds
 
BUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

you know you're addicted to skiing when you take a really hard fall and the first thing you're worried about is if your skis got damaged
 
When your riding shotgun, you stare out the window, daydreaming of you hitting every single sign or ledge. Basically the entire car ride is a line.

When you afterbang everything. (get outta bed in the morning, afterbang. Get done with a round of COD, afterbang. Brush your teeth, afterbang.)

Idk about anyone else, but I was sitting at my kitchen table, eating, when I heard in an alcohol commerical, "martini" and I flipped around at stared at the TV for a couple seconds.

When people ask you "whats up?" on Facebook, and you respond with "Ns"

When most of the songs on your iPod ski playlist are from EDIAS, Refresh, etc.

When you feel Ski-gasms

When your first article of Jiberish was the only thing you wore for 3 days.

When you've proudly wore tall clothing to school.

The list goes on...
 
when you jump down steps/bleachers you do shifty ones . and you jib curbs at any social gathering/public place and get funny looks. and when you flip out when you sight a possible nser
 
ya i did that this year when i shattered my kneecap but well i shattered my kneecap so thats not really something you can still ski with
 
when you put NS, salomon, and skullcandy stickers all over you laptop, phone, ipod, and anything else you can find.when you can list off any hill with a decent park within 4 hours of youwhen you are sessionning a PVC in the middle of summerwhen you go to a summer ski camp (momentum FTW) instead of some beach for a vacation
 
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when you talk about skiing in the dead of summer.

when your up all night on NS for no damn reason

when you want summer to end cause tthen its closer to ski season

you look at EVERYTHING while driving thinking what you could do on that rail.

looking for urbans on a golf course hahahaha

when you walk with steeze

i got nothin
 
when ur at a party piss drunk and find old ass skis in the house and put them on and start doing grabs while playing pong. Then in the morning when someone brings it up you cant even say its cause u were drunk because u know that it would happen sober to. good times
 
you started claiming every stomped trick, and now you even claim if you succesfully flip a pancake ...

 
At the end of the season, you grind down your old skis in a Blendtec Blender, and snort the ski dust
 
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