When 90% of the dates that you pay for, you take your girlfriend to the ski hill...
When your girlfriend refuses to sleep with you becaue you're spending more time skiing than with her...
When she leaves you when your calling her at 730am from the airport, on her birthday when you had planned the week before to spend the day with her, saying "Babe, I'll be gone for 2 weeks. Sorry I forgot to tell you last week. Happy Birthday though, I bought you a ski magazine, its by the---" *phone cuts off*
When you get home, you find the place a mess and in the middle of the kitchen in the garbage can, you find your entire collection of ski movies burnt, which makes you more un-happy than your girlfriend leaving you...
Now that I've wrote this, I understand why I cant keep a girlfriend for more than a month now.....fuck, there needs to be more girls who understand what it means to skier.....