You know your addicted to skiing when...

When you take your neighbors snow to build a backyard setup. Even worse, when they ask you to shovel and say they'll pay you with the snow... and you accept it. Hey, i still have some snow and a rail in my backyard.
 
...when you travelled 5000 miles across the world on your year out just to ski

...when you risk monumental carpet and friction burns skiing on plastic (dry slopes) just because its still technically skiing

...when you save every penny to head to New Zealand for the summer to ski again

...when you consider ditching uni/college or moving to another country for school just cause you'll get another season in the snow

...you live on newschoolers

...your skis are mounted like trophys on your wall

...every inch of your door, laptop and TV are plastered with ski company stickers

...your mind wanders while watching porn and you end up visualising how to nail that cork 7 truckdriver (dont lie now! you know you've done it!!)
 
when your chemistry teacher shows you a magazine he got with really hot chicks on the first page, and you notice the tiny mt. Bachelor add in the bottom corner.
 
when your ringtone is "ahh my ankles are broke....his ankles are broke"
when you and you friends make up words with "gnar" in it
if you wear shorts to the mountain if its above 32 or sunny
 
When you spend french class designing jibsWhen you have a google maps/earth file with all the possible urbans near your houseYou tell your significant other you dont want a relationship because it will take away from your ski time
 
when your up till 1 o clock in the morning reading this thread even tho u have the first baseball game of the season that morning at 7 o clock =]
 
when your walking down a stair case and you throw something off of it, or your jump up and jib the handrail w/ ur feet... lol
 
you spend at least an hour looking at ski sites everyday, even though you live in denmark and can only ski 7 days a year.

you do backflips and lincoln loops of the tables at school.
 
when your goin skiing with a bad shoulder a bruised lung and phenomnia. (thats me)

and when you jib any benches or ledges you see.

also when you waste your life on NS (actually its not wasted, its totaly worth it)

or when you say we could build the sickest jump on that hill (every hill i see)

there are so many!!!
 
lol that image is epicc...

when you sit in class all day thinking about skiing

most conversations you have start, end or relate to skiing in some shape or form

you pray for fresh snow

When your friends wants winter to end and the snow to melt, you freak out and ask them who on earth would want that?
 
when you sit in class and honestly pay attention for 5 minutues out of the 50, and the other 45 minutes are about what your going to pull this weekend.
 
You try to convince the kids you're teaching that they're not cold and they should keep skiing. It will warm you up anyway!
You convinced your best friend to try skiing and now they love it.
 
you look at an inanimate object and imagine the most ridiculous sequence taking place right before you're eyes
 
when you pretend your fingers are the legs of a skier and make sick jibs out of pencils, glue sticks, and books in class despite weird looks from everyone.

 
...and when you're still on it 2 hours later.

Also when you get rid of your desk to make room for a custom-built ski rack
 
this
spinning 3's off every steppretending to pretzel the groundif theres a carpet on the ground u pretend its a boxu tramp and hit ur backyard set up all summer
 
haha damn now im going to start doing that............ id say spotting sick urban rails at the begining of summer haha
 
When are trying to sleep, dreaming about skiing and get so involved in your dream that it is hard to actually sleep.
 
when you stay up all night reading this forum when you have a doctors appt. at 10 hahahaha......oh man i hope i dont fall asleep
 
When chicks want ur cock cause u ski and ur not a hippy tool faggot. CLAIM.
When you drive 8 hours every fucking weekend even if the weather sucks and ur slowly becoming broke
When u sleep in ur car and its under 20 F
When u talk with ur friends about something funny on Newschoolers and then have to awkwardly explain the joke to others
when u do ridiculous rail tricks on curbs
when driving u imagine an infinite rail slide on the metal barriers adjacent to the road, even though its physically impossible to maintain 80 and grind for like 10 minutes

 
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