jibmaster_josh Active member Aug 3, 2006 #1 k so im at my friends house, im livin here for a week cuz my rents are away, its 1o pm. hes asleep. should i wake his ass up?
k so im at my friends house, im livin here for a week cuz my rents are away, its 1o pm. hes asleep. should i wake his ass up?
Alexander_Keith Active member Aug 3, 2006 #5 put your bare ass right above his face then blow an airhorn right in his ear so he sits up with his nose right into your crack.
put your bare ass right above his face then blow an airhorn right in his ear so he sits up with his nose right into your crack.
N naftel Member Aug 3, 2006 #11 antique his ass- handful of flour to the face, awesome wakeup- either that or give him an asian wakeup- just start screaming his name with an asian accent.
antique his ass- handful of flour to the face, awesome wakeup- either that or give him an asian wakeup- just start screaming his name with an asian accent.
? [~_~] Active member Aug 3, 2006 #12 I wake up like that every morning, Then I floss my eyes and go downstairs and eat rice and sushi for breakfast.
I wake up like that every morning, Then I floss my eyes and go downstairs and eat rice and sushi for breakfast.
iskindiana Active member Aug 3, 2006 #16 HA... i laughed out loud for a good 6 seconds when i read "floss my eyes" and dude... people should not sleep past 12am. unless u just got off of a plane or something. its just bad for you
HA... i laughed out loud for a good 6 seconds when i read "floss my eyes" and dude... people should not sleep past 12am. unless u just got off of a plane or something. its just bad for you