Yes or no

jibmaster_josh

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k so im at my friends house, im livin here for a week cuz my rents are away, its 1:oo pm. hes asleep. should i wake his ass up?
 
put your bare ass right above his face then blow an airhorn right in his ear so he sits up with his nose right into your crack.
 
antique his ass- handful of flour to the face, awesome wakeup- either that or give him an asian wakeup- just start screaming his name with an asian accent.
 
I wake up like that every morning, Then I floss my eyes and go downstairs and eat rice and sushi for breakfast.
 
HA... i laughed out loud for a good 6 seconds when i read "floss my eyes"

and dude... people should not sleep past 12am. unless u just got off of a plane or something. its just bad for you
 
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