Worst thing you have ever said to a girl

not me but..

i guess my girlfriends mom was at yokes or whatever and someone comes up and is like how far along are you, implying she was preggers and then the girlfriend is like, 2 months. hahaha
 
yeh we play that but...when out on the town every1 drops pants and last one to pull them up wins hahaha... It usually lasts up to 3 hours
 
he actually messed up, the racist remarks in the last part were made by a different girl who was drunk, not his butt bitch.
 
i hate to say it but i punched a girl in the face in 6th grade... terrible, i know, but i was young and weak so i cant imagine it hurt too bad lol. she probably deserved it, i dont really remember. w/e

i also tackled a close girl friend of mine at college, but i was extremely drunk and have no memory of the event.
 
I didnt actually say it but my ex GF hated that I wa a mad pot head.. she was preety ht, kool chick but wanted em to quit smoking weed .. and i was like FUCK THAT

soo one day in my room shes giving me a BJ and is like really into it... sooo I descretlly grab my bong... knowing she fukin hates weed, the smell of smoke and all that

sooo I turn the music up.. and light the bong... shes soo into she doesnt notice.. i then take a massive hit and blow it in her face..... she almost choked rolled over and smacked me in the balls .. I almost droped my bong..I hit my head on the banister of my bed and and laughed soo hard. she got soo fukin mad she went home...

funny shit
 
not said, but i showed 2 of them this video.

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