Worst thing you have ever said to a girl



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"what makes you think you can climb your fat ass on the top of my truck and right stupid shit all over windows, this truck is worth more thsn your life ever will be, keep ur fatass outta my life."

i said that to a girl who i hated and screwed me over in highschool at a new years party where her and this other girl were putting window paint on everyones cars. she scratched my hood and i was pisssssssed.
 
at a party i got paid 20 bucks for asking a chick if she would shit in my empty 2L coke bottle, then piss in it, and then wait for a few weeks and then come back and do some butt hash with me.

ya i think that's the worst
 
i dated this girl who had her best friend commit suicide.

we got in a fight and i told her i was going to jump in front of a mac truck

she didnt like that
 
not really, its not like she died so w/e the whole school made fun of her but me and one of my bestfriends made fun of her the most but shes like one of the hottest girls in our school now and i talk to her every now and then

oh and to tingas_hats.... she was like hey shane do you wanna go out and we were in a comp for secksy points so i was like ughh no but i guess and then she was like "OKAY , BUT YOU HAVE TO ASK ME OUT" and i was like wtf? and didnt answer her for 5 minutes
 
In front of about 20 or 30 kids on new years. "I would rather stick my dick in a fire than have sex with you again." what made it worse was that alot of kids starting coming up with other terrible alternatives to having sex with her. like "I would rather stick my dick in a bucket full of alaskan king crabs than have sex with you." Then when she was leaving I told her "I hoped she got into a car crash of epic proportions involving burnt flesh and twisted metal" Her older brother beat the piss out of me two days later.
 
damn bud wehre do it begin?

dis one pizza face girl as a joke
"can i add some ranch to yo pizza?"

den is made fun of her more, dis how it goes

kid: lets order some pizza
Lil G: nah bud dat bitch over dere can jus sell slices of her face

otha time

i was fuckin dis girl in tha ass at dis party in tha bathroom and she hit her head on tha mirror caus i slam too hard

bitch: ooouuuhh! stop
Lil G: shut up bitch. my dick is in your ass i own you!
den she got sad and left and cried

den dis otha party dis bitch was drunk enough to call me a nigger to my face. so funny all tha people conviced her dat she is so fucked up and had to make it up to me so she ended up suckin my dick in front of like 5 people cause everyone presured her and she was hella drunk.

i'm a bad person sometimes bud
 
Not as bad as some of these. But once I was in bed with this girl. About to go to sleep. I took a Tylenol PM a bit before so I was dozing off and groggy. But I rolled over closer to her and was like "Mmm Briiittt" and smiled. Unfortunately a fraction of a second later I realized what I had done. Because Brit was the girl's name that I had a thing with before I met this girl. The bad part was I really hated that old chick and liked the one I was with. I really despised the old chick by then. I just said the wrong name for some reason. That damned Tylenol PM. I played it off though. I made up some shit saying I was thinking about this old Britt that moved away who was just one of my friends.

That's about it though. Man, some of you guys are bastards.
 
I'd like to think I'm nice to the opposite sex but I've had a few.

me - "You should defitnitely shave your arms"

gf- "why"

me- "cuz I can't keep dating you if you don't"

we broke up

another time I just told a girl that i was embarassed to be seen with her. We fucked the next day.
 
a friend of mine was gettin cock blocked at a party by this fat bitch. (she went to our school btw)

her: "dont you have a girlfriend?"

me: "dont you have a dick?"

the rest of the night i was just gettin really pissed at her, so whenever she would start talking, id look her straight in the eye and be like "shut the fuck up you fat bitch" or something along those lines. i was real drunk tho so i didnt care
 
i remember one u have said shane, that time u said a your mom joke to teressa, and she doesnt have a mom, so she ran of crying screaming 'i dont have a mom'
 
hot off the presses

there was this lady doing a speach in the agora at my school for the international women's day. there were like 100 or people listening to her . because 2 guys dared me , I went in and yelled as loud as i could : 'GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN BITCH' i wish i had taken a picture of her face. I ran away after fearing 100 or so feminists hunting me down
 
hmmm let's see here...

this one girl has some fucking issues, like you will say something and she will literally flip out and start like screaming at you. so one day i wasn't in a good mood and wasn't even talking to her she started yelling at me. i calmly looked her in the face and said. "shut the fuck up you ugly piece of shit, go burn in hell cunt." it was probably freaky as fuck though cause i never raised my voice and just stared at her for like 5 minutes after i said it...

another that wasn't really on purpose but still....i was having a conversation with my friends about fat girls and stuff. i was basically talking to my one friend (girl) but her friends were there and they are fat as shit. i like them, they're cool, but damn...anyways i was like yeah i just can't fucking stand all of those rolls and then they wear tight shirts and act like whores and shit. i fucking hate girls being fat. i completely forgot they were even there and everyone is just staring at me. i felt like such an asshole hahaha.

in 8th grade i was a pretty big dickhead and made fun of this girl all the time and caused her to shave her whole body (she was pretty hairy, like arms and shit) and she wouldn't eat that whole summer. although i realized i pretty much fucked her up that year so i apologized and blah blah blah 9th grade when i realized that was such a dick move. not really friends but i talk to her in chem since she sits next to me so we are cool.

then this year this ugly ass whore girl has hit on me forever. she like grabs my ass and shit and tries hugging me and what not and i still don't even know her name. anyways a couple weeks ago i told her off called her an ugly bitch and said i didn't want herpes from her disgusting pussy. that went over well, but haven't had to deal with her since. and i tried telling her to leave me alone and shit but it didn't work, last resort shit i had to do.

then you have the usual stuff...cunt, whore, slut, bitch, piece of shit etc.

i actually consider myself a nice person, but when i hate a person i will definitely let them know it. and i always have a legit reason to do shit...
 
the bballs girls team star had her dad die a few days ago,

her: y r the desk so plain?

me:desk are usually plain, arnt they?

her: well if u knew how my life was u would see them different

me: my dad died to get over it?

her: your a ass?

me: Life is just a black abbyss isnt it?

then she ran out of the room crying

and no one talked to me for like 3 weeks

best 3 weeks of my life
 
hahahah you are a dick but that was funny.

really funny.

and oh another time...

this girl who was like a cousin to me and i had known since i was born decided that when i was beyond hammered (bout 18 beers in me...somehow) that she was gonna try to make out with me, i denied, she grabbed my cock and started like trying to dry hump me and i was like "no no i cant" and she kept pushing it, keep in mind my brothers are in the camper that we were sleeping in. and finally i was like "STOP! i cant" and she started crying and shit and saying she was so sorry and that she "just thought i would like her" (she had a boyfriend i think also) and i was like "uhhh i have a girlfriend" in the most unconvincing and dick way possible (i didnt have a gf) and she starts straight FLIPPING SHIT bawling and such so i didnt know what to do so i jump out of the top bunk and run away and pass out on a tile floor. the next day shes like "i slightly remember you telling me you have a gf last night?" (she had like 2 beers so she rememberd clearly im sure) and i was like "uhhh what..er...i mean..i do...." and she was like "shes not gonna be happy" and i was like "why? its not like i did anything" really awkward so i didnt talk to her til i left. now she keeps trying to talk to me online and shit its so bad. mostly the running away was the dick part.
 
last couple of days of high school in math people were talking about how they are gunna be super sad about leaving high school and i said eh ill be fine and this one super blond dumb ass girl said come on weve like known each other since kindergarden then i said i know and that makes me sad

haha didnt even realize i said that at first she was hella frowny face after that
 
i told a girl that i couldnt get a good boner when i banged her because i wasnt that attracted to her
 
yes, i forgot one that FRODO. posted, but i'll elaborate on it.

grade 8 like second day of school i go up to said girl that had severe depression because of me making fun of her and i was like yo mommas so fat the only thing stopping her from getting laid is the doorway and then her and this girl teressa(who has no mom) was like ya her moms skinny wtf? so then im like fine teressa yo mommas so fat that the only thing stopping her from getting laid is the doorway (the reason she doesn't have a mom is because shes a meth addict prostitute) and she was like I FUCKING HATE YOU SHANE and ran away balling her eyes out and i made her cry another time that day, we're good friends but needless to say it was FUCKING HALARIOUS
 
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