Worst sex exsperiences thread!

all i've ever see you do around this forum is brag about your hardcore life or bitch about your life and threaten to kill your counsellor cause you fel asleep in a math class or how you know so much more about drugs than people or ask NS whether you should run away from home

noone fucking cares about your life. SHUT THE PHUCK UP
 
i was banging this chick doggy style and i was getting ready to shoot off inside of her so i punched her in the kidneys and she clinched up and squeegied my load outt. nvm that was my best experience
 
I was fucking this girl standing up, and i lost my balance and backed into a wall with wet paint. I jumped off it and bumped into a table, and a stapler fell on my foot. As i hopped on one foot in pain, i hit my head on a fan. The fan blew some flour on the floor into my eye. Blinded, i crashed through the sliding glass door onto the hotel room balcony, and fell over the edge two stories onto a barrel of gasoline. a passing man dropped his cig on me and i lit on fire. I ran across the parking lot naked, on fire and with broken bones, and a truck hit me into a pile of dildoes and one went up my ass. A passing cop stopped and started to beat me with his nightstick. Than a black guy high fived me.
 
hahahha this literally just happend. i was down at the lake about an hour ago, there were 4 cars there which is normal for a night. anywho i was with this chick. so somehow we end up in the back of my car goin at it and we just about to start and then we see this flashlight and like 10 kids come over and someones like, HOLY SHIT! ITS STEVE! (tahts me) so they all end up being kids who graduated last year and im friends with a few of them. after that tha bitch wanted out so now im chillin with those kids hahaha.
 
i would have to agree. that grosses me out a fucking shit ton. seems to me like it is girls that are like a little wide set or something, that have that the most. ew.
 
same man it sucked i couldnt do anyhting for a while , another one is my sister and her friends wanted to come play rockband in my room and she walked in on my gf giving me head , pretty alkward not gunna lie
 
that's one of the better posts i've seen in a while. Just because a black guy gave you a high five with a dildo up your ass. That doesn't happen every day, unless you're from BC.
 
so i hooked up with this one chick she was hella hot

so she gave me head...and she fuckin bit my dick HARD and that shit hurt so i was like okayyy enough of that so we fucked and she was a loud bitch like screaming stuff and clawing my back to the point of blood and the stuff she screamed wasnt hot basically worst sex ever
 
hahaha, kk i honestly don't care i've changed alot in the last few months that i haven't been on ns.. and obviously you're not on alot
 
It was completely dark, I got kneed in the nose while switching positions. Got a brutal nosebleed, it didn't stop for 10 minutes, talk about gay. Haha.
 
I was in the back of my truck with this girl. and we had been hanging out all day and night just like ffukcing around and shit. i had a boner like the whole time and then we smoked a cigarette. after that we started getting down to business. yadadamean. as she was trying to find the condom i lost my boner. and then i told her shit. i lost it bitch you took too long and i slapped her skanky ass, got a boner, and came on her face hella big yadadamean.
 
mines not bad its just awesome and funny,,

We were at the end of her driveway (which is in the middle of nowhere so i wasnt worried about it) fuckin in my car and it wasnt working cause im like 6' 4 and its a little sedan. So we go out side and shes up against the side of the car when someone drives by, shes lik SHIT, (i laughed). But not only did they unroll the window and stare, but they actually stopped until they realised we were butt ass naked. Greatness
 
pretty funny.....

ha so im at this kids grad party me and this chick both really drunk go off to this kids neighbors trampoline and start foolin around. so we start bumpin ugglies, then switch into doggystyle and were goin at it like chuck norris round house kicks suckers, and we start to catch a few inches of air. me being drunk and easily entertained say think wut the fuck ill fuck this chick and see how much air we can catch hah. we got bout 6 or 7 inches i would say i was pretty happy finished and went and told my friends about the ill hangtime
 
i was outside by railroad tracks and was railing her with her back on the tree hahahha. it was like 5 P.M. still light out. I was about to climax,-(no homo!) and a hobo walked buy and asked me if i had a cigarette. the most awkward moment in my life. yet pretty funny.
 
one time i was gettin dome and i skeeted all over her face and in her mouth and right then she sneezed and blew my jizz all over me
 
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