Worst sex exsperiences thread!

solitaryman

solitaryman

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there is one of these on my other fav. forum and so i thought id bring it here the other one has lasted like 180 pages so lets hit it up!

mine = i was fucking my ex when my grandpa came over for dinner twas really akward.
 
wait what? you got with a chick that had balls and shit in your mouth haha, not sure if thats sarcasm or not, either way i hope its not true, that'd suck
 
dude this is so much worse than the ones on the other site... the other thread is like bitch bit my dick rolled off my bed screaming in pain on the way down i smacked my face on my dresser or even more epic

this is true by the way this guy had a gf and he cheated on her and then she pretended to like him she cuffed him to the bed he was like "oh something new and she was like yeaa" and they were making out and shit and she took a shit on his chest and left the door open to his dorm and he had to lay there for 24 hours until his roommate came home with shit on his chest completely naked...

www.pbnation.com delivers.
 
got head from a chick when it was her first time, she thought using her teath was pleasureable. felt like a cheese grater on my cock

but other than that, probs happens to alot of people, the farting noise a pussy makes when its super wet and you are putting your dick in. grosses me out. i find it happens more often in doggy
 
dude pbnation is so full of (well at least more so than here) little kids, i really doubt that happened. the older guys usually spend time out of small talk too so i doubt half of those stories are true. They are funny to say the least tho
 
hahahahhaa holy shit i remember the first time i was doing doggy and i go to put my cock in and her pussy makes that noise. we both straight started laughing soooo hard. good thing we were comfortable with each other...
 
Hooked up with this chick that we called 'Katie Kung-Fu' from then on. She had a crazy grip on me, had to tell her to stop because she was hurting me.
 
i like the farting noise the pussy makes because then when i fart in the middle of sex i can just play it off like it was her
 
girls can do it on their own though...haha.

umm maybe getting walked in on by my best friend (female) while about to fuck my girlfriend doggy for the first time, lights were on...i jumped under the blankets and left my girlfriend exposed haha pwned. doggy is a bad position to walk in on.

or this one time (this ones fucked up not gonna lie) i was drunk and banged this girl i had just started dating for the like 2nd time and i got whiskey dick so i gave up after (literally) over 2 hours...i slept for maybe half an hour til it was light out and then got up and went to the bathroom, take a guess at what my hands and shirt and everything was covered in? ill give you a hint its red and rhymes with period blood, i hate that bitch.
 
Really really hammered one night, in a girls dorm I know across the street. Last thing I remember was un doing her bra and we were getting ready to go at it.

After that it goes black, I wake up on the floor of my room in a pool of my vomit. That was a good experience.
 
not gross at all but one time a while ago i borrowed an extended pleasure condom from a friend. well it goes on and we starting doing it and i can;t feel a damn thing. so after a while i just get pissed and so then she gets pissed cuz she thinks it's her fault i couldn't get off so just a dumb night. don't use those condoms. fun joke to pull with those though..when someone is passed out take one out of the wrapper and lay it on their face so the stuff inside is on their skin. after a little bit wake them up and their face will be so numb.
 
Definately at a party getting my game on, She was on top doing her thing when it slipped out and she came down hard on it. I just sat up and yelled, almsot throwing her backward it hurt so much. It felt sore for the next two days. She felt bad about it though which was cool.
 
just as we're about to get started, accidently kneeing my ex in the vag pretty hard ... the look of pain on her face was enough to make my boner melt
 
I was doing this chick for like an hour and i couldn't get off. Then god smiled on me and the condom ripped and im pretty sure she was clean and what not so i just went for gold. sans condom
 
she got up aftwards, wiped the odd looking hair out of her face and said in a very masculine voice, "its easier to dig a hole, than build a pole, and now you know that."
 
my friends brothers story.

This dude was getting with a girl one night, so he had his friend sit in the closet and tape the sex. So the guy is fuckign the girl in the ass, pulls out and theres shit all over his dick. the guy immediatly throws up all over the girl, which in turn makes the kid in the closet fall out and start puking everywhere, and the kid who was fucking her and the camera kid both run out the room puking.
 
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