Wildest party story?

I've read this somewhere, probably on NS. Can't remember if it was you who posted it originally but it was definitely copied and pasted from the OP, wherever it was.
 
OMG IM SO FUNNY LAST NIGHT I TOTALLY TEA BAGGED THESE KIDS

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But really, I jumped off of a balcony onto a beer pong table and dunked it. It fucking hurt. BUT THE ATTENTION I GOT WAS GREAT. And last night I slapped some kid in the face and he started crying because he was on spice, ( Fuck spice )
 
Mine probably would be when i was at one of my best friends party. so, the party was mostly going on down in the basment and a bit on the first floor, so me, another friend of mine and a female friend of ours decided to "thank" our mutual friend for throwing the party, so we all got a few boxes of condoms, which my friend always had in his room and i knew where he hid them and took them up into his cohupilla to blow them up to fill his room with. so when my male friend went down out of the cohupilla to hid some in his room, the girl, we'll call her "jackie" starts acting really weird for her and starts trying to feel my dick, i wasdown with this, but the i realized that my other friend could come back up in at any second, but this doesnt deter us, she beats me off towards a wall and when daniel comes up to grab more of the condoms, he doesn't notice a thing. after I finish, we return to the party with a sense of badassery and confusion because i thought we were just friends. throughout the night, it just gets wilder and wilder. eventually i black out and when i wake up in the morning i have a pounding headache and a realization that i did not go back to my house at midnight when i said i would. when i return home, i expect a royal asswhoopin, but then i learned that in the midst of my drunken shenanigans i managed to send a completely coherent text saying i was staying overnight, a miracle. later when i get home i recieve a text from my friend will who hosted the party about how "the douchebag lax players put condoms in his bed and how he was never letting them go to his partys again. and somehow after all that i still am just normal friends with jackie. greatest night of my life
 
Neither of these are my wildest (I don't think), just somewhat interesting happenings.

Article A)

My first night at college I got really drunk and went out to one of the more notorious party neighborhoods. The weekend was deemed "First Weekend" and there were people aplenty, parties in every house, and the street was literally jam packed with people. I'm walking around the street with my drink and spot this cute girl. I get to talking with her and her friend. Turns out she's 21 - at least older, I can't remember. She keeps talking about how she wants to hook up. Eventually she jumps up on to me and straddles me, immediately jumping back off yelling about how my belt scratched her vagina because she wasn't wearing panties. At this point her (ex?)boyfriend comes up and asks for a word. Me being me, I didn't want any problems, so I stroll over and start apologizing.

Me: "Dude, I'm soooOOOoo sorry. Nothing was going on."

Other guy: "Get the fuck outta here man"

Me: "But dude I'm really sorry!"

Other guy: "GTFO!"

And I left so I wouldn't get my ass kicked. Sucked. Didn't even want to hook up with the girl after finding out she was grozz, but it was definitely an exhilarating experience for my first night at school.

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Article B)

It's Halloween of my freshman year at school. I'm at this party dressed up like a hippy (so really just not dressed up at all) standing on the couch in the room with the dance floor dancing with two girls, one of whom my future girlfriend. We're dancing, grinding, whatever, when all of a sudden this big black chick moves them outta the way and starts grinding crazy on me. I back up to the wall, like WTF where did this come from? She of course follows and has me pinned to the wall with her ass. Luckily, my friend saw this occur and amid fits of hysterical laughter he pushed his girlfriend to me. I wedged friend's girlfriend in between me and the ass pinning me to the wall. I was freed, and the night continued.
 
Pretty much this. If anything, they'll slap you with something like tresspassing, almost never MIP. They just take your booze, and tell everyone to go the fuck home. Often they won't even take your booze if you're not in public.
 
Fuck spice for sure. I've done quite a few drugs and spice Fucked with me to the point where I was not in reality anymore. Not like cool dmt out of body shit but like the most intense Fucked up shit I have ever thought of or went on in my mind happened off of two rips of Funky Monkey. I almost died, probably should have went to the hospital but we couldn't let my parents see me in the state I was in. Also 3 grams of it a day for around 3 months permanently damaged my nervous system and killed innumerable brain cells. Fuck it. No fucking way should it be sold anywhere ever. But if you are interested in a crazy fucking time for like 15 minutes, get yourself some Rain synthetic marijuana and take a gas mask rip. Just don't do it more than once.

inb4 cool story bro but people don't understand what that shit can do to you. a majority of the time it is pretty mellow but others will just totally fuck you. And Rain brand fucks you every time, it's on it's own level.
 
So he wasn't in any position of authority, if he cock blocked you you should have just punched him in te face?he Sounds like a tool.
 
op's girl seems like a babe in the first pick, though gross tan in the second, so good on ya, but let's not delude ourselves this is anything but claim thread
 
I agree that spice is bad and all. But not if you smoke a small amount. What you did was straight fucking stupid. I have never once felt like that in my life. 3 grams in 1 Day!? Are you retarded? No shit you didn't like it.
 
Yeah I don't deny I was stupid and smoking a few bowls one time isn't that bad hut they have acetone in that shit for christsakes. No fucking way should it have been available for sale anywhere. And my worst experiences with it weren't after smoking a lot, One hit of Rain would trip me the fuck out an if you haven't amoked Rain you can't conpare it to other spice because it isn't the same. And 80% of apice brands are bunk anyways, like Gumbo K2 are all shit. Zombie Matter, Rain, and Funky Monkey are the three that fuck with you the most. Amd 3 grams in one day was nothing, sometimes we would smoke like 2 jars a day. Fucked up shit. One of my biggest regrets.
 
I have some great shit that Called Fly High and legit one hit and your gone. I just make sure I don't go fucking crazy with it.
 
I know the kid who invited people, and I kind of know the guy who trashed the place. The guy who invited people is actually hella chill, it was just really fucking stupid of him to tell people where the key was. The kid who trashed the place is a total fuck up though.
 
Went to a pre-grad party, and they had a huge stack of pallets for the fire like 30 feet high, and someone pushed it over, so there was a big line of pallets that were like 5 feet high, and some redneck tried driving over it in his jeep and got stuck
 
A couple years back my buddy had a bday party for himself at his house.(he has some land). Sparksnotes: he drove his riding lawn mower through the fire with the blades down and shot a molten nail into a chicks shoulder. I drank a fifth of soco 100 and proceeded to blow the rear tire off my rc-51 in his living room then i rally raced my wrx over his pitbike track and did donuts around some pine trees, woke up the next morning to find my car in the field with the door open and the key in the ignition and my bike in the living room with no rear tire and rubber shrapnel all over the drywall.
 
one of the first real parties that I was a part of...well fuck, one of the only ones, was this newyears party. The guy, who is one of my close friends, parents, went to their condo to throw their own party, and told their son and doughter they could have a few friends over. A few friends quickly turned to a couple hundred. I don't drink, and had myself one and a half 2-6's of grey goose, threw up, and ended up on a bed in my underwear, with three other people. From what I heard, cops showed up and left a bunch of the passed out kids (me) and kicked out a bunch of others. I really want to go to a party now, and not get super tanked in the first hour, and die. They look fun.
 
^ I concur. Nothing exciting at the last party I was at, except for its fun as fuck being high and drunk at the same time, and I didn't get a hangover. Usually every party I go to there are fights though. Happened at every party I've been to.
 
mines kind of similar

this super rich girl threw a party and like 300 people ended up showing. there were brawls everywhere....there was a legit dj with a huge blacklight room, the ratio at one point was more girls than guys, people were lighting shit on fire in her front lawn and then people were throwing pool balls through her window haha. and then some gang of kids were super drunk and fuckin smashed her screen window and raided the food in her fridge hahah and no cops showed up!!! o yeahhhhh
 
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