Wildest party story?

i know its a music fest but picturing a dude rolling at some book convention had me laughing. meeting authors and shit haha
 
smoked 2 bowls at my friend's party, dressed up like quailman, went to a ski club party, drank a mystery drink that tasted like lemonade, left party, browned out for 2 hours, back at my friend's party, drank a bit, kid kept calling me mac miller, smoked 6 more bowls, kept a kid from suffocating himself on a trashcan while puking, killed my high
 
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Well NS, it's been a while since I posted in this thread hahaha.. BUT anyways... the saga continues. This happened a while ago this summer, but I never thought to post it. We're at rich girls house again and I am bucked. Sauceboss fuckin stumblin drunk, no control whatsoever. So we're all just partyting everyone's having a good time, and I get really really fucked up, try to go to take a "quick nap" on my usual sleeping couch there. I'm laying on the couch playing on my phone or some shit and Angela comes into the room, somehow we ended up together almost every party so this was nothing new. I was plotting on another girl that night, so I did come prepared with a condom and thought... why not try to fuck Angela? She's a virgin. So she's also hammered, and we start hooking up. Don't ask my why lol but we found ourselves on the second floor.. Literally right on the top of the stairs in the hallway. Hardwood floor might I add. So we're doin' our thing I start fingering her, and then she blows me. I put on the condom and she gives no indication that she doesn't wanna go through with it so I'm stoked. I was JUST ABOUT TO PUT IT IN. Like were taking surface contact here, trying to get it in (she's stupid tight). When all of a sudden, her older sister gets walks out of her bedroom and just yells NO! I zipped up my pants, and ran like hell. I always have such bad luck at that house... Ended up playing it off pretty well, no one said anything about it. I think?
 
pro-tip: never say "alky," ever.

also, a 24-pack of pbr does not constitute anyone to go crazy, unless someone drank it to their dome.

yes, even a 24 of tallboys.

unless, of course (see above post), it was to their dome.
 
Well i was at this birthday party at chucke cheese, and i drank some pop and got all hyper and then i spent my last token on a jackpot game and won the jackpot. Best Party Ever
 
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LAst night got kinda wild. But all I can tell you is I woke up under a minivan in an alley with a black eye. No one knows how I wound up there or got the black eye either. but I had a baseball bat earlier in the night so hopefully i didnt really fuck someone up haha.
 
>At a girls party a few weeks ago

>pass out on couch at like 5

>woke up upstairs next to my good friend

>had no idea why

>apparently people weren't allowed to sleep on the main floor cause her dogsitter was coming in the morning

>she told him to get me off the couch

>he couldn't get me to wake up

>carried me upstairs like a baby

>lol
 
went to a party already very drunk. decided it would be a good idea time for some trampolining so i did a double backie and caught my feet on the net of the trampoline, which caused it to break and hang in the middle. Didn't notice this so i tried another one and landed on the other side of the net, like on the padding that covers the springs. Only the next day did i realise i was one lucky motherfucker.

its not great but i haven'y really had many wild partys...
 
Saturday night I was in reno, made money gambling, took a lot of drugs, went to a couple strip clubs, and accidentally sort of crashed my parents car driving home the next day. Crazy ass fucking weekend
 
i'm that dumbass

unfortunately this one kid came puked everywhere and broke everything

and after my whole summer savings later i paid it off and avoided the cops.

i'm back to throwing parties and partying still....just not in my neighbors house.
 
haven't posted in this thread before. don't feel like a big story.

I got some 190 proof shit. drank a a lot of it. had some beers. really fucked up, I broke this kids grill. we almost blew up a propane tank. real fun night
 
* didn't mean to break the grill. I thought it was a chair. o and there was a good amount of coke there. didn't do any, thank the lord
 
at a highschool/junior college party in sacramento this weekend cus im a senior. by 1 all highschoolers are gone and its basically a ghetto rage fest. buncha black guys and ratchet ass hoes and the kids who were to drunk to leave(me and my friends). house got destroyed, chick who owned the houses bunny got killed, christmas tree stollen, 50 people were invited and by 4 am there were 150. my friend got jumped, my other friend got raped. i woke up with a bag of weed under my balls. by far the craziest night of my life i woke up passed out on my friends dads lawn, how i got there i have no idea.
 
Not really a party story but the cops found a day of birth naked kid passed out on some random guy's lawn in my neighborhood which is weird because I live in a nice area.
 
not really a party story and a lot to type so the sparknotes are

i get high/drunk, meet and 2 eskimo sisters and there gay friend, we drink to much, the one that was hornier than hell pukes all over me and my camper, the gayfriend who says hes 34 tries to grab my dick many times, i end up sleeping in a lawn chair outside cause inside was to gnarly then work at 5 30 and when i get off shes gone never to be seen of again. still dont know her name

 
got real blackout last semester... passed out outside the college community center. The girlfriend tried to wake me up but couldn't so EMS came over and decided that I didn't need to go to the hospital. Cop comes over and apparently im telling everyone to fuck off and stop helping me, so my girlfriend starts crying and tells the cop that im just drunk and dont need a ticket. Cop eventually lets my girlfriend take me to my room, where I proceed to pass out in my bed. Upon waking up almost still blackout at 7am, I see a pile of puke in my bed, some sort of liquid in the trash can along with more puke and my girlfriend asleep on the floor next to the bed. Turns out in the middle of the night I stood up and started pissing on my sleeping girlfriend so she got up and grabbed the trash can. However, i was still missing the trash can so she had to hold my dick to make sure I got it in. Next morning she wasn't even pissed... thats a keeper boys.
 
The medical amnesty ticket that I received was marked as 8:40 pm also, and I had started drinking at 7pm. We were supposed to go the her sorority formal at like 9pm, but needless to say we were not in attendance.
 
haha thats good shit dude.

when i was dating my ex, she got me a fith of ciroc for my bday, i drank half of it outta the bottle and the rest was put in mixed dranks the whole bottle was consumed by me in about 45 mins. ended up balcking out pretty much right away and puking all over my bathroom only got a little bit in the toilet, and my girl ended up taking care of me all night and cleaning up my mess, wasnt even mad about it haha.
 
We threw a party at my buddy's house. 300+ people showed up (backyard/shop pary). Around 1am the cops show up. People immediately start yelling at them. Dudes start pissing on the hood and deflating the cop cars tires. The cops couldn't do much because there was basically what you'd call a mob. Some kid climbs onto the roof and the cop yells at him. He jumps off and cracks the windshield and takes off down the street. The party it way out of hand and was still probably the best party I've been to. The next morning there were bottles of booze hidden in the bushes. We found a light saber, a pair of shoes, and an axe. Not sure where these items came from. Then the cops call and say he is getting fined 500 dollars and we can figure out who's paying it. We split it 5 ways between us because we planned it. Still goes down in my high schools history as the biggest party the someone from our school has ever thrown at their own house.
 
My friend also celebrate his 18th birthday with me and a few others in Rome. We went to the bar and we were drunk by 6pm. We ended up bar hopping and spending 700 euros. At some point in the night birthday boy got roofied and was Mia for a good two hours. I pissed in a phone booth and someone else tried to fight some Italians. We woke up the next, my friend that got roofied didn't have his Nixon watch anymore and we had a lot less money. We then went to the coliseum. He still claims it was his best birthday ever. I'm don't contributing because the rest of mine don't compare anymore.
 
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