Wildest party story?

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No, I just thought you were making a sad attempt at an overplayed joke; which you were. Quit while you're ahead buddy, you're like 14. You don't even understand the definition of a party yet.
 
idk if im too drunk to post this or not, but to everyone in here whos never been with a girl, dude get bithchesdrunklife

im gonn go to uri aka u r high next year so whaddap, irrellevent i know tdtc doe]

(gonns lol st this tomorrow)
 
CRAZY PARTY STORY FROM LAST NIGHT

me and 4 of my close friends cracked some brews in my buddies backyard, Also 3 of us helped the other one set-up for his first date with his GF on the beach (i know we are party ANIMALS) yea, and then i came home. not even hungover.
 
last night this kid pissed in my nalgene bottle..then handed it to me..I dumped it on him..not the wildest story but the most recent.
 
kid who started the parties almost was expelled for it cas he has been suspended 3 times or something for possession at school. Lots of other charges were given to him though.
 
cinco de mayo,

started with 15 people flipcup turned into 1000 peron block party

cops came at 2 am because people were throwing glass bottles off roof

picture taken at 9pm

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In my sophmore year of high school, been to two parties and one dance.

First party had no beer and when i walked in i got laughed at.

One dance was okay, I got my grind on a couple of bitches and girl who i liked lemme hold her tits while we grinded.

Second party had 5 people, and I drank like 2 beers and left.

Yay for being anti social.
 
Last year at Christmas my parents let me have a glass of wine. It was a pretty wild time and I wound up puking up all the food we had cause I was soooo baked off of it.
 
Not necessarily a wild party or the wildest story i have because i don't even want to bother claiming/shit. Just a story of a really nice kid.

So my friends' dad is a businessman entrepreneur, he does whatever he can make money doing and is great at his job. His dad recently acquired land on the lake that is basically a dope party spot. It's on a dirt road, you hike up like a half a mile hill and you're at the spot. He has a bonfire, not that big probably like 30 people tops. There wasn't even really that much beer or weed, probably a couple 30 racks and a few four locos and some handles. All the weed was smoked before the sheriff showed up. 3 fag kids called the school police officer and told him what was going on, although we didn't know till the next day. As everybody was driving to the party we saw the sheriff at the edge of the road and knew that someone knew, but everyone drove by casually and met at a convience store until he left. So he left, there are about 6 or 7 cars parked, and we all climb up the hill. More people come/etc. So, by 12:45 me and my neighbor (whom was my DD because I originally had no ride home and my neighbor had to take his girlfriend home anyway so I asked him if he could get me home.) leave the party. About twenty minutes later, twitter blows up from kids there saying like fuck cops/etc. The next day I hear the story in full. About 20 minutes after we left, two sherrifs had planned to check back on the spot to see if their tips were correct. They were walking up the hill which is like a half mile long, and a kid who was sober was walking down the hill. He spotted the sherrifs, ran quickly back up and told everyone the cops were walking up and to run. This kid, being sober, and knowing he could not get in any trouble for being at the party, walked back down and said hi to the cop. The cop couldn't do anything, and let him go. Everybody was deep into the woods far from reach. The cop apparently searched everyones bags, took the beer, and my friends bowl, and got two ids, one of the kid who was having the party and the other of a girl there. The kid whom had spoken to the cops and warned everyone, drove home and immediately got on his scanner. The cops were relaying every detail, so he was able to warn everyone. They even said the names of the kids' ids. The cops stayed at the fire for about 20 minutes and then went to where everybody parked. Had the kid not been listening to the scanner everyone probably would have come out of the woods, walked to their cars and been fucked. Luckily the kid heard that a sheriff was waiting at the bottom to catch the people in the woods whom they were fully aware of but couldn't see/find. The sherrif was planning to stay all night however there was a bar fight after about an hour of him waiting at the bottom of the hill, and had to leave. The kid texted everyone in the woods telling them to stay where they were and that he was going to drive back over to make sure everything was alright/the cop had actuually left. The cop had left, everyone got out fine, and only the dad of the kid who had the party found out (he doesn't really care) So basically thanks to one kid who warned everyone, and had the brains to go on the scanner and lookout for everyone and keep them updated, what could have been 20+ summonses/potential jail time for the kid who threw the party (he's 18) turned out to be nothing.
 
i dunno dude, wild shit goes down at slumber parties.. I once saw this kid hold his breath for almost 2 minutes! Shit was insane
 
What's that apartment complex in bolder that goes nuts on holoween and st pattys day I would post pics from those nights but I only have a phone
 
the kid who invited people over sounds like the biggest scumbag/douchebag/idiot/fuckface ever

an S60 AND an M3 fucked up. makes me sad.
 
Not the wildest but a good one:

Just like any typical weekend in college, we were pregaming in the quad down the hall. I was drinking four loko and some cheep wisky called canadian ltd (16 a handle). My roommate was pretty drunk already and was sitting next to a bottle of cough syrup. He turns to me and says, "yo, you trying to lean right now." Me feeling pretty nice replies ,"hell yes." I poor some cough syrup in my four loko (aweful idea but i couldnt taste much at this point) proceed to drink it and we head out. Before we leave for the town houses i poor the rest of my drink into a waterbottle, mix in some cheep rum and more nyquil. I don't remember much after that apperently we ran shit at the town houses and at one point it was just me and my friend garrett, who had some "lean" aswell. We both rember walking to this one house but we have no clue how we got back to our hall. None the less I wake up around 5 in the morning saoking wet and covered in sharpie (passed out on garretts futon, his room mate got back drunk and thought it would be funny to fuck with me while passed out). He told me that he fucked with me around 3 and apperently ducked taped my hands together, drew on me, and put a plate with a solo cup filled with water and a random light bulb ontop of my head. When i woke up there was nothing around me and the jacket i was wearing was hung up in my room. So somehow I got out of the ducktape hung up my jacket in my room down the hall, did god knows what, and returned to my spot on the fouton to sleep again.
 
i am 16. -_-

I'm sure you got out when you were 16, grow up, it's really not that funny to compose a fake age for me and pretend like you go to ragers that are almighty.
 
Last saturday i was at a party where there ended up being a ton of kids getting hyped up on coke, a long with a bunch of hood people as well (not a good thing). I was just looking to have a good time with some friends and get drunk. When i was leaving this 57 year old drunk neighbor comes over to these kids and starts saying that all the girls are whores and sluts. Three 18 year old kids amped on coke beat the fucking shit out of this guy. They punch the fuck out of him rip out the guys hair then kick him when he is on the ground, all three of them. When they are finally done this guy has pools of blood around him on the pavement and was not moving. my friend called 911 immediately and we go over to the guy and see that he is still breathing and was conscious but had a large gash in his head and face with blood soaked in his shirt and massive pools of blood around him. He grabs my friends arm smearing blood all over it and mumbled something. We tell him medics are coming and hes gonna be ok. Frankly it looked far from ok. The medics arrive and take this guy to the hospital where he is in critical condition with a broken back and he has a chance of dying from these injuries. These kids are know in jail where they fucking belong. fuck parties with coke and dumb hood people who can't control them selves.

 
i once went to this party with a ton of alcohol and a bunch of hood people hyped up on coke (not a good thing) everyone who went is in jail where they belong
 
im a bit confused, is underage drinking like a big thing in the us? like i know you have to be 21 which is actually heaps shit (18 in australia) but like even so, in australia there are dozens of underage parties every weekend with beers and spirits and drinks etc. if cops rock up, all they do is turn off the music and tell everyone to fuck off. they dont give a shit about the drinks. if youre underage and caught drinking in a public place all theyll do is pour out the drinks and leave.. ahah they dont care
 
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