Wildest party story?

Its a compliment. I'm not one for hunting, but most of your stories are fucking boss. I'd love to be there for them bahahahaha they sound hilarious. Where are you at school?
 
there is more to partying than frat boy shenanigans

hippy love



that being said



shits fun

nothing says good night live a video to remember it

 
I work at a pizza shop and the one drive was goon to a party and said I should go. It was at some whores house who nobody like. She was so busy going upstair and letting guys run train on her that the party went wild. A charcoal grill was brought into the living room and it wasn't even lite before charcoal was spilled all over the white carpet. Then kids proceeded to nail steaks to he ceiling. I thought it was a fucking movie. Then upstair the whore bad a huge ass stuffed animal that you like win at a carnival, someone took it and threw it into the pool. It sank to the bottom and it was so heavy no one could get it out. It was nuts I couldn't believe how trashed the house was.
 
I was at this girls house and we were all pretty drunk and in the pool. It was around 8 pm and everyone was skinnydipping(the girls) and this kid grabs a container of gasoline and spills it. We cleaned it up but some trickled into the pool. We're all passing around a joint and this chick drops it onto some of the leftover gasoline in the pool and it lit. It looked like the water was on it was fucking sick. Was a bitch to extinguish though.
 
LOLOLOL classic. Somebody capitalize on this wonderful moment to spam and tell her about this thread. And that he told the internet that she gave him head.
 
Me and my friends slept at my buddies house and we drank caffeinated soda, played truth or dare, and stayed up way past our bed time. We didn't even brush our teeth or say our prayers.

#YOLO
 
Lived on whyte ave during college (drinkin street in Edmonton). The three guys I lived with were moving out and three girls were moving in during the summer, so we decided to rent a hot-tub and have a little shin-dig. soon enough there was about 150 people and the hot tub was packed. A girl I had wanted to nail showed up and I convinced her to get into the hot tub in her G-string and bra. Before I knew it or even made a move she was given me a handy under the water, more or less, I looked down once to see my dick out of the water with her hand firmly wrapped around it while being jammed in a tub with a bunch of people, I was feeling her tits in plain view as well. We got out and continued to party a bit, ended up in my room with about 15 people in there and she decides to play with my Motorcycle helmet which she drops and breaks the visor. She feels bad, I tell her some dome would make everthing ok. My room was full so we go to my roomates room. after about 5mins my girl roomie walks in to see me getting dome in her bed the first night we lived together. So I kick everyone out of my room so we can finish up. I drop my load on her tits and she tries to hug me after, I back away and throw her a dirty shirt and tell her to clean herself up.
 
sounds fun. When I was with a couple a friends we decided to party in an foreclosed house. The cops ended up showing up because a neighbor complained. and when the cops came in to the house the whole house smelled like pot and there were beer cans all over the place. The cops then called all of our parents and explained what was going on. This kids mom flipped out about the pot smoking "I can't fucking believe you guys. Will are fucking stupid, you know better." haha great memories bad times. It should be better for you guys since the neighbors don't seem like they are as close by.
 
One of the craziest I've seen. Girl I went to highschool made the mistake of telling a bunch of people about her parents going away and having a party like 3 weeks before they left. So basically every school in town new about it 2 weeks before it happend.

Well the night of the party finally came and I didn't get there until later say 10 or 11(lol at early start early end grade 9 parties) By the time I got there all hell had broke loose. I guess she had gotten hammerd and almost passed out really early and then a couple hundred people showed up and just flew right in. When I got there, there was a big screen tv in the swimming pool holes in the wall some kid had just fallen down the stairs and cracked his head open. People were punching holes in every wall. Me and my friend tyler had 1 beer and as we were about to leave the ceiling started cracking and leaking water because people had broke through the floor in the washroom and the toilet was coming through the roof.

The parents were police officers so people had taken out there uniforms and one kid had taken a police badge. He was arrested drunk as fuck trying to direct traffic.

Several people were charged over the next couple of months for damaging the shit out of the place something like 40thousand dollars damage or so.

Wasn't to fun of a party seeing as I was there for like 30 minutes before the cops came but definately the most fucked up.
 
One of my friends was so drunk that he took his dick out in front of about 20 people on top of the stairs and pissed all over the floor. At another party the same kid got raped by a fat aisian/black chick.
 
over christmas break this year my friend was out of town and he told a kid where his key is hidden so he could invite a couple of friends over if they need a "chilll spot." So anyways the kid ivites a shit ton of people over and there is pretty much a constant party for about 5 days. 6 computers where stolen, 3 x-boxes stolen, his dads m3 crashed, his sisters s60 was left in 4th gear and slammed in the front of the garage, puke in the bathrooms, and the list goes on and on.
 
Me and a friend had a few Guinness's once, we proceeded to watch the extended Blu-ray version of Lord of The Rings. We fucked shit up.
 
so fucked up.

this thread is the shit I've lol'd like a mofo the whole way through (thealcoholguy and the south american shit) but holy fuck i would kill that kid

first off, dont tell a dumbass where your key is

secondly, if you decide to not beat the living shit out of him, sue him and his parents for all they're worth

that shit is not acceptable have some fucking respect
 
Last night was definitely pretty wild, party itself was nothing to crazy, a lot of idiots mostly haha. Cops showed up, me and my buddy luckily met up with each other when everyone ran. From there we walked like 5 miles to my other friends house, so we got away which was mad chill!

Now the wild part of the story!

Girls who owns the house is 100& noob status, never partied with her before but i didn't give a shit cause she was throwing down. But when the cops came she freaked out, got in her car to drive away from her own house. Crashed her car into the cop car like a block away, then proceeded to try and get out and run. Bitch got tackled and slapped with a DUI!

Nothing to crazy, but man did that girl fuck up, so dumb...
 
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