If you're argument is that the east coast is devoid of assholes, pricks, douche nozzles, arrogant bastards, snobs, elitist motherfuckers, you're spot on.
I can't remember a time when some lovely chap from boston wasn't complimenting on the hospitality of a new yorker, or how Connecticut drivers love their I-91 comrades to the north and vice-versa. I don't think there has ever been a recoded incident of an individual from NY, MA, CT, or RI who hasn't wished NJ would just float off into the middle of the atlantic. Don't even get me started about how normal vertmont locals are.
I guess i'm just glad that intelligent people like yourself not only stay on the east, but have an active campaign to keep people like yourself there.