I like cats because they're assholes, it's really fucking funny. Every now and then you find a really sweet cat. But they're fun to play with because they're low key and soft and when they try to get away you just squeeze them and they get angry at you and it's funny because they can't do anything about it. and they meow. meowing is hilarious.
don't get me wrong, i love dogs, there are so many great qualities about dogs. but generally if a dog is really hyper or attention whorish i begin to get annoyed with them. cats have those qualities too, meowing constantly for attention, meowing for food litter boxes.
that's just how pets are i guess